15 Aliens ICE’d in Roswell
Humor, Misc September 2nd, 2006
Finally we have evidence there really are aliens in Roswell, GA. NM. (thanks for the correction, Vinnie!) Not little green ones … well, perhaps little, but definitely not green. They must have successfully assimilated, for ICE, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement mistakenly thinks they are human citizens of Mexico, El Salvador and Guatemala.
They were caught in the act of painting U.S. military aircraft, including a Lockheed C-130. Not as part of same alien / terrorist conspiracy, but on the payroll of a US military contractor.
The aliens will be processed, which includes thorough background checks, then beamed back to their land of origin.
(source: ICE news release)
Tags: ICE, immigration, aliens, illegal+aliens, immigration, law+enforcement, illegal+labor, military+contractor, roswell,
Zoli Erdos
you realize of course Roswell GA is a planet away from Roswell NM,,,
I love the comment on Wikipedia on the Roswell “incident” - Need input from an expert. I have seen similar job opportuntieis at the National Enquirer!
Ouch, my baaaad… thanks for catching it, fixed.