Pathetic Small Business (?) Consultant
Blogging, Business, Startups October 31st, 2006
This is not a particularly nice title, I know, but enough is enough. I generally like Small Business Trends , sometimes even quote their material, but I can’t help but wonder what Jack Yoest is doing there.
The first weird post I picked on was 10 Reminders for Effective Management, which technically was advice to small business owners, but it reminded me of the 80’s corporate mid-manager’s survival guides, as in “how to BS your way through your career, looking busy while doing nothing“. No kidding.
In his next piece he recommended that small businesses be run like a military unit. That shocked me again; I for one tend to believe (small) businesses are better off with a team of partners and collaborators than a military organization.
Today he writes about Small Business Business Structure. A few selec quotes:
“Companies should be designed on the ol’ fashioned hierarchical organizational chart so that praise can easily flow up. And the heart-burn can flow down”
“The best structure is a pyramid with the small business owner at the tippy top with a few direct reports. The employee wanting to bother and waste the time of the boss will have to crawl over layers of managers before getting to you, the owner.”
“Put each business function in a box. Every action and process in to a discrete description. … Put employees in a box and a label.”
“And finally, close your door.”
I’ve been long wondering if these posts are meant to be satirical, but I’m afraid they are real. He really means it. Read his posts – if for nothing else, the entertainment value. ![]()
Jotle? GoogSpot? Joogle? GSpot? JotSpot Acquired by Google
Blogging, Business, Collaboration, Software, Technology October 31st, 2006
So the rumors at the Office 2.0 Conference were true – JotSpot is now part of Google. (hat tip: Charlie)
This is huge, and I’ll post my first reaction soon – after breakfast. You gotta have your priorities right
Congrat’s to Joe and team! 
Update: See my longer post here. Btw, I’ve “stolen” the Joogle and GSpot names from Paul Kedrosky’s blog.
Windows Vista is Officially 2.0 Compliant
Marketing / PR, Software, Technology October 30th, 2006
Windows Vista is now officially 2.0 compliant: it has rounded corners and the right colors.
Btw, you can be 2.0 compliant, too: order your business cards here, like I did; rounded corners are a $20 upgrade. 
Joke apart, it’s really reassuring that the most important things are taken care of…
Update (10/31): Gee, am I glad I said it before TechCrunch ![]()
Voting Machine Votes INSTEAD OF You in Florida
Politics, Technology October 30th, 2006
Remember Chad from Florida? No, it’s not a friendly chap, it’s the hanging chad that became the symbol of everything that can go wrong with elections.
Now here we go again: the Miami Herald reports Glitches cited in early voting:
Several South Florida voters say the choices they touched on the electronic screens were not the ones that appeared on the review screen — the final voting step.
Debra A. Reed voted with her boss on Wednesday at African-American Research Library and Cultural Center near Fort Lauderdale. Her vote went smoothly, but boss Gary Rudolf called her over to look at what was happening on his machine. He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.
Now, if I were cynical, I’d say, wow, the votes are skewed towards to Republicans – again. But I think we’d miss the bigger picture here: it’s all about user (voter) convenience. Why bother making a hard decision? The machine does it all for you. It votes INSTEAD OF you. How convenient
Update (10/31): Time magazine’s cover story: Can This Machine Be Trusted?
Other blogs on the subject:
- Diebold and Broward: Stealing the Election Starts Early
- MESS WITH TEXAS: State Rep Reports ES&S Touch-Screens Dropping Candidate Names, Flipping Straight Ticket Ballots from Democratic to Republican in San Antonio!
- Glitches cited in early voting
- Florida Diebold machines help you pick the right candidate
IBM’s Giant Brainchild
Business, Software, Technology October 30th, 2006
IBM NORC – The Naval Ordnance Research Calculator. Should the embedded player not work, watch the video here.
Thanks to fellow Enterprise Irregular Thomas Otter for discovering this gem. Btw., his article is worth reading, too. 
Downloading IE7 Was a Mistake
Personal Productivity, Software, Technology October 30th, 2006
I just started to write this post when the email from ZDNet arrived: Another IE 7 security flaw pops up . But that’s not what I want to write about. Another ZDNet piece, Is Firefox 2.0 a dud? prompted me to check out Internet Explorer 7. Not that I agree with the title, being part of the 76% using FireFox, according to the poll in the “dud” article.
Are you using Firefox 2.0?
- Yes (76%)
- No (12%)
- Not yet, but I plan to (12%)
Total Votes: 7,944
OK, let’s get started, download IE7. The download itself is simple and quick, let’s click on the file to install it. It wants to do the Genuine (Dis)Advantage Validation again, although this PC has been validated before – fine, so be it. Next it downloads the latest updates to IE7. WTF? It’s not like I bough a retail CD months ago, I’ve just downloaded the thingie from Microsoft this very moment! I should have the latest and greatest, but it’s updating for a looooooooong time. Then it installs for long minutes – I don’t know if it’s frozen, but I had enough trouble with failed Windows updates to know better than interrupt the process.
About 25 minutes later the damn thing tells me to restart the computer. After reboot, in just a bit less than half an hour total I have control of my PC again. I haven’t touched IE7 yet, but I’m already biased against it. I did not agree to half an hour of my time stolen. Any program that takes more than a few minutes to install should warn the user – otherwise it’s hijacking my computer and stealing my time, which it has not right to do. Microsoft just does not learn. 
Life Becoming Normal Again
Misc October 29th, 2006
This is mostly a thank you note to the countless friends who commented here on the blog or emailed me wishing well to my Dad prior to his heart surgery.
I can’t tell you how much it meant to me, and even more to my Dad, although he does not even know you…
He is now back home recovering after a successful surgery, and life is gradually returning to normal (?) – that means I will resume blogging soon.
Thanks again, everyone 
How I’ll be a Star on MTV
Humor, Misc October 27th, 2006
“I want my, I want my MTV
I want my, I want my MTV…”(Money For Nothing, Dire Straits)
The voicemail on my cellphone says:
This is …. from MTV Casting. Everybody liked you. The Director wants you to come back tomorrow noon and you’ll all be recorded individually. Please call me to confirm at 310-xxx-xxxx.
Wow… I’ll be a star! I’m really excited… but why does she call me Carla?
Oh, well … I won’t be the next star after all … just called the casting agent to let her know she reached the wrong number.
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… but Joe Kraus, having sold Jot$pot to Google. The source was credible but of course we had already heard about a Yahoo acquisition, then eBay .. so who knows, after all.
Zoli Erdos