FuckedCrunch to Launch … Not a Good Sign
Blogging, Business, Marketing / PR, Software, Startups, Technology March 31st, 2007

”FuckedCompany first went live in 2000, chronicling failing and troubled companies in its unique and abrasive style after the dot com bust. Within a year it had a massive audience and was getting serious mainstream press attention. As the startup economy became better in 2004, much of the attention the site received went away.”
The attention did not quite disappear: it just shifted to TechCrunch as the boom picked up. Now they all come together: TechCrunch acquired FuckedCompany. Seemingly logical: Editor Mike Arrington has for some time maintained a DeadPool. While some considered it a cynical move, I always thought it was part of providing a full picture of startup-land. I suppose the DeadPool will soon be merged into FuckedCrunch.
The transaction itself, and Mike’s explanation are not exactly bullish signs for the startup world. In fact it very much looks like Mike hedges the bets.
There’s another notable point ”hidden” in today’s announcement: it was a 100% stock transaction. Meaning: TechCrunch has *stocks*. The only other reference I’ve noticed before was a few days ago, when Mike hinted he would offer stock options to bloggers-for-hire. Add to this the recent hiring of M&A hotshot Heather Harde as CEO and it’s not that difficult to see that bubble or not, Mike Arrington is setting the stage for at least one more lucrative exit…
Update (3/31): Of course all if this may just be an April Fools’ joke, whether FC was actually acquired or not. As a matter of fact, it may have started as a joke that will materialize anyway…
I Want Powercast Stock
Business, Technology March 31st, 2007
Too bad I can’t buy it - it’s a private company. Powercast makes the old dream of wireless power true.
This is going to be huge. The company has agreements with 100 or so OEM partners, and the first one bringing products to the market is Electronics giant Philips.
Powercast owns the patents on their technology, it’s approved by the FCC – perhaps too good to be true? Ben thinks it’s an April Fools’ joke come early. Well, if it is, it started early, having won a CNET award at CES 2007. Watch the CNET video here.
My bet is on Powercast. Too bad I can’t invest in it.. one day this will be Powerstock. 
Panda is Baaaack
Personal Productivity, Software, Technology March 29th, 2007
And it’s an ugly one. For a second when I saw the Infoworld article, I thought it was Panda Software again.
I had a little clash wit Panda, makers of anti-spam software over – would you guess? – spamming me unstoppably. It was so bad that even after a PR manager from Panda contacted me and personally intervened the spam would not stop.
Eventually I find a solution: set up an autofilter to forward the Panda-spam to the manager in question (poor victim) and delete my own copy.
Learning from this I came up with a creative way to fight at least some of the spam we all receive. It only works with otherwise legitim products where you can identify not the spammer, but the company whose product or service is being pushed. Find the email address of a company executive; send a polite email telling them from now on you will forward all their spam until they can stop it; then set up an autofilter to do just that: forward all spam to the individual’s email address, deleting the original from yours.
(Please note, I’ve only said it’s a creative way, as a theoretical approach, I have no clue about legal ramifications, therefore am not recommending you follow this method)
This time around Panda is a different beast though: it’s a worm, the creator of which is now arrested in China. To make amends, he agreed to release the removal software. Only problem is: it does not work. I guess it easier to cause damage then fix it.
The “authority” that determined the worm-removal software is useless was none other but Anti-virus maker … Symantec. Now, wouldn’t it be a nice way to make amends for “old crimes” if Panda Software came up with the way to kill the Panda Burning Incense worm? 
Update (4/19): Now, a third kind of Panda is here, too. But this one is better
Feeling the TechCrunch Effect
Blogging, Humor, Software March 28th, 2007
TechCrunch linked to my Gmail story. Thanks, Mike! I think I know how it happened 
(create your own cartoons at ToonDoo)
Update: TechCrunch just covered ToonDoo, which launched this morning.
How to Import All Your Archive Email Into Gmail
Personal Productivity, SaaS March 28th, 2007
Update (10/24/2007): This post has become unexpectedly popular. After 12K page visits on day one, half a year later it still receives 5-600 visitors every day. However, now that Gmail supports IMAP, it has mostly become obsolete, so I suggest you read my Simplified Guide to Importing All Your Archive Email Into Gmail instead.
This post still has value, mostly in the comments section, where 120 or so readers help out each other on numerous related issues.
The original post:
I finally got sick of all the problems with Outlook, bit the bullet and transferred all my historical email online. Having spent a few days using “native” Gmail (vs. POP to Outlook) I already feel a lot more productive. Ironically I’m writing this on the very day when Yahoo announced unlimited storage – but I’m with Mike on this: message threading, labels and powerful search still make Gmail (the Google Apps flavor) the best choice for me. At least for now – but I keep an eye for the next incarnation of another product – will name it in due course (if you guessed which one, you’re probably right
).
Migrating to a new email service wouldn’t be complete if you couldn’t move all your old “baggage” with you. Apparently this is a burning problem for many, as a year-old post I wrote on the subject is one of my most popular hits ever. Back then I was still happily (?) POP-ing it down to Outlook, but wanted a fast all-in-one searchable archive, and Gmail was the perfect solution. But none of the solutions were perfect – until now. There are several “gmail-loader” tools on the Net, but some simply don’t work, others change the original sender information to the email account they use for the transfer – pretty bad, IMHO. My simple solution a year ago was using Thunderbird with a redirect extension. You can read the steps to achieve this here. Even this solution wasn’t flawless: gmail listed all historical mail with the date of the transfer – the original date was sill preserved and searchable, you just got the list display messed up. This still appears to be the biggest hurdle users face according to this new discussion on Lifehacker.
The final solution comes from Google themselves: now that they quietly expanded Mail Fetcher to Google Apps accounts, and removed the “non-gmail source” restriction, there is a simple yet perfect two-steps process to get it all done. Gmail Mail Fetcher fixes the date problem, so now in two steps and using two email accounts you can get it all right.
Step 1: Load all your client-based email to a temporary Gmail account either using my Thunderbird procedure, or, for an easier and elegant solution, get hold of an IMAP account. Gmail does not support IMAP, but my old provider, 1and1.com is not a bad choice: 5 email accounts, 2G each with IMAP support $0.99 / month.
In Outlook (or whatever email client) set up an IMAP account according to the instructions from your online provider. Then folder by folder copy all email into the Inbox on the newly created IMAP account. Don’t forget your Sent Mail folder: yes, that goes into the IMAP Inbox, too. Open all your archives and repeat the same process. Don’t worry if it takes a wile: Outlook doesn’t simply copy between local folders, it shoots up all your email to your temporary IMAP server on the web, and you’ll be constrained by your upstream speed (typically lower than downstream). If you have a spare PC, it’s a good idea to use that one.
Step 2: Now that your email is online, make sure POP access is enabled from your temporary account. If this is a gmail account (not IMAP), this is the setting you need:
“Enable POP for all mail (even mail that’s already been downloaded)”
Then in your Gmail target account – the final destination where you want to have all your archive mail – set up Gmail Mail Fetcher to pick up all mail from your temporary account. The dates will magically be fixed!
Here are Google’s instructions on setting up Mail Fetcher. Do NOT check the button for “Leave a copy of retrieved messages on the server” – you do want Mail Fetcher to “eat” them all from the temporary account, in fact that will be one of your indicators that the transfer is finished. Be prepared for a slow process – Gmail will poll your temporary account at 60-90 minute intervals, fetching 200 emails at a time. At Settings > Accounts you can follow the progress, but ignore the “nnn mails remaining” indicator, as it’s totally wrong. When all done, don’t be alarmed that the number of fetched emails is less than what you started with: your email client (and the IMAP server) counted individual emails, while Gmail will group them into thread, and reports the thread count, which could be significantly lower.
Last, but not least a word on labels / categories: if you nicely organized your Outlook archive in folders, Gmail has no way to preserve that structure. The trick here is to do Steps 1 and 2 in iterations, completely transferring one folder at a time. Then you can set a label for all your fetched email to match the original Outlook folder, and keep on changing it folder by folder.
Finally there is the issue of backup: after all we heard of disappearing Gmail… If you trust Gmail, just worried about what may happen to your individual account, there is always the option of setting up a shadow-gmail account which will fetch everything from your primary one. If you want a local archive, “just in case”, either run Outlook to periodically POP your mail down, or I believe Thunderbird has a plugin that allows it to be minimized to the system tray permanently and check the POP server in the background.
Update (3/28): One potential problem I forgot to mention is that all the fetched email becomes “unread”. Hard to believe, but Gmail does not have a “set all read” feature, and while there are some scripts, I’ve read stories of user accounts being suspended for 24 hours for scripting activity. If anyone has an idea how to changed all mail to “read” please comment below, I’ll bring it up here. Thanks.
Update to the update: The solution comes from Jason Brown, and it’s a surprise: Gmail has added a trick, I have no idea when. In Inbox (or wherever the messages are) choose “Select: All” from the list just above the message list. That will select all of the messages that are visible in the list – but here’s the surprise: At the top and bottom of the list where so it used to only say “All 100 conversations on this page are selected”, there is an additional clickable message: “Select all xxxx conversations in Inbox”, which will in fact select *all* the messages in the Inbox. Then choose “Mark as read” from the “More actions…” drop-down list. Job done! You can do this on Inbox, labels, or if you select All Mail, then on the entire account in a single step. Thanks, Jason!
Somewhat related: The Yahoo Mail announcement (unlimited storage) is picking up steam on Techmeme: Google Blogoscoped, PC World: Techlog,Techdirt, Google Operating System, Monkey Bites, CyberNet Technology News, michael parekh on IT, PaulStamatiou.com, Web Strategy, Download Squad, WebProNews, franticindustries, The Webpreneur, Search Engine Land, Liquidmatrix Security Digest, Conversion Rater, larry borsato, Gizmodo, CrunchGear, CenterNetworks and parislemon
Update (4/7): It’s somewhat obvious, but here’s a tip for backing up your archive online: create another (a third, fourth ..etc) Gmail account, configure Mail Fetcher there with your main account as the source, and voila! – you have a second, third..etc backup copy of all your email. I felt the need to spell this out upon reading Using Google Groups To Backup Gmail by The Google Tutor. It’s an interesting concept and nicely written up, but I think it’s built on fundamentally flawed logic:
- If you’re worried about losing content in your particular gmail account, why not get a second /third backup as I described above? You have the full gmail functionality, which you don’t get with Groups.. What’s the chance of losing all the accounts at the same time? Besides, this method will backup your “Sent” mail, too, which forwarding to Groups can’t help with.
- On the other hand, if you’re worried about Google in general, then why trust yet-another Google service? Groops is no safer than Gmail in that case.
Tags: email, email archive, email tools, gafyd, gayd, gmail, gmail loader, gml, Google, google apps, mail fetcher, Outlook, Personal Productivity, thunderbird
"Windows Update Disables Firefox" Issue Resolved
Customer Service, Personal Productivity, Software, Technology March 26th, 2007
My Windows Update Disables Firefox as Default Browser post was read by over ten thousand readers just here on the blog, and I can’t even follow secondary sources, as it got reposted in several other blogs, hit the front page of reddit …etc.
Best of all though was a private email inquiry I received from Gary Schare,Director, Internet Explorer Product Management at Microsoft. I gave him all the information I could, the MS team then tracked down the issue, and found that FireFox was still the default browser after the update, but it’s checking mechanism thought it wasn’t. Apparently the fix was on Mozilla’s side, and Microsoft and Mozilla have worked together in resolving the issue.
I have to say I find Microsoft attention, as well as the two organizations collaboration exemplary. The full story is best explained by quoting Gary verbatim – thanks for agreeing to it.
“Hi Zoli,
Thanks for providing the information on the updates you installed before experiencing the Firefox default browser prompt. We did a thorough investigation and have tracked down the cause of the issue. Before I explain the actual cause, I do want to let you know that we also determined that at no time did Firefox ever stop being the default browser on the machine. It mistakenly thought it was no longer the default and prompted users, but every entry point that triggered the default browser would still launch Firefox.
This issue is actually the result of a change in Firefox (added in Firefox v 2.0.0.2) and how it responds to Office changing a Windows registry key during the updating process. Whenever Office updates, it also verifies that many supporting registry keys are set to expected values (this is the same action that occurs when you use the “Detect and Repair” functionality in Office). The modification of registry keys during updating has happened throughout the lifecycle of Office 2003, and the Outlook Junk Email Filter delivered via Microsoft Update this month triggered this issue simply because it was the first update of Office since Firefox 2.0.0.2 became available, not because this specific update did anything differently.
On the basis of your report, the Office team has worked with Mozilla and believe they’ve arrived at an answer that will address the issue. The Mozilla folks have told us that the change will be in an upcoming version of Firefox, and it is tracked in this bug report on the Mozilla site. Thanks again for bringing this to our attention. Your blog was the trigger of the investigation and we’re all glad we were able to find the solution so quickly.”
Nicely done. Again, thanks for your attention and for fixing it.
Contextual Advertising Blunders
Marketing / PR March 26th, 2007
Here’s another case of contextual advertising producing really, really inappropriate results:

I was watching the CNN video about Iran kidnapping British Navy personnel from their boats, when the ad in the bottom slid in: “Life is better with a boat. Discover Boating”. Yeah, right. I’m sure the 15 British hostages agree right now.
A previous case of unfortunate ad placement also includes boats. Yahoo Headlines talk about the Katrina Catastrophy, Navy ships and rescue teams rushing to the region, while the associated ad reads: “Down the Shore… Enjoy the last days of summer.”
By far not as tasteless as this one from Southern Comfort:Â “Born in New Orleans (where anything can happen)” – right after Katrina.
(credit to Jeff Clavier)
This last one actually goes beyond just a “blunder”: as proven by a job ad, it was not a case of unfortunate timing, but intentionally tasteless, exploitative advertising.
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$4 and Your Soul
Bay Area, Misc March 26th, 2007
Screen shot from KRON TV:
That’s $4.19 for a gallon of premium in Campbell, CA.
Is this next?
(from BusinessWeek)
Update: I wonder how effective this GM ad would be now:
Why Did the Butterfly Cross the Road?
Humor, Misc March 25th, 2007
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” is one of the oldest jokes around. But what about butterflies?
When they cross the road, traffic halts. At least in Taiwan:
“Taiwan is to close one lane of a major highway to protect more than a million butterflies, which cross the road on their seasonal migration.
The purple milkweed butterfly, which winters in the south of the island, passes over some 600m of motorway to reach its breeding ground in the north.Many of the 11,500 butterflies that attempt the journey each hour do not reach safety, experts say. Protective nets and ultra-violet lights will also be used to aid the insects.”
(Full story: BBC News)

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