Blow-up dolls are not the real thing.. so Florida resident George Bartusek compensated by having sex with not one, but two.  A three-some with rubber dolls is not illegal – except when you do it publicly, in the busy parking lot of a shopping mall.  Makes me wonder if his guy wanted to get arrested.

Here’s the part of the Police report I don’t understand: amongst other acts, Bartusek was aggressively kissing his dolls.  Naive me, I thought being aggressive  implies overcoming some form of resistance – now how much resistance could those rubber dolls put up?

Source: The Smoking Gun