Archives for February 2009

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Florida Man Arrested for Sex Act with Blow-Up Dolls

Blow-up dolls are not the real thing.. so Florida resident George Bartusek compensated by having sex with not one, but two.  A three-some with rubber dolls is not illegal – except when you do it publicly, in the busy parking lot of a shopping mall.  Makes me wonder if his guy wanted to get arrested.

Here’s the part of the Police report I don’t understand: amongst other acts, Bartusek was aggressively kissing his dolls.  Naive me, I thought being aggressive  implies overcoming some form of resistance – now how much resistance could those rubber dolls put up? smile_embaressed

Source: The Smoking Gun

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Comcast Digital Enhancement Off to an Analogue Start

Comcast is “enhancing” their network, converting all but the Limited Basic channels to digital only.  This is NOT the government mandated digital transition, which would require no additional set-top boxes for cable-connected TV’s.  This is Comcast’s on upgrade, and one that requires a digital box, if you want to continue to receive channels above 35, including CNN, Fox, MSNBC, ESPN, USA, MTV, USA, LIFE – just to name a few.

They are sending out flyers now (so don’t throw it in junk mail), and you can sign up for two free boxes at www.comcast/digitalnow, or call a customer service number.  I have both digital box connected and standalone TV’s in the house, so decided to act now, before I forget.  You can guess which option I took: wait on the phone or get done in a few clicks…

Oops!  System Unavailable: call a number. In fact call it twice, once to order, then again to activate.  A rather analogue way to start the digital transition.  Comcast: FAIL.smile_sad

Update (2/8/09):  Tweeting it up with @comcastcares.  Will see if this helps …

Update (2/9/09):  The error message is now changed from “System Unavailable” to “Please Call Us”.  This might give the impression there is something with your account, rather than a system error.  I guess that’s a way of “fixing” the problem. 🙁

Please Call Us
We apologize, but we are unable to process your request online. To order digital devices, please call 1-877-634-4434. To activate digital devices you’ve already received, please call 1-888-634-4434

Update (2/26/09): 3 weeks later the error is still not fixed.  The Web site Comcast’s mass mail points to is dead.  I guess not even @comcastcares has magic powers

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Google Health & Microsoft HealthVault: the Sorry State of Health 2.0

Today’s joint IBM – Google announcement about enabling personal health monitoring devices to send data directly to Google Health gave me the grand opportunity for a (not-so) quick rant that’s been boiling in me for a while. 

Ever since I started actively managing my parents’ health care I’ve been a heavy user of electronic health records and communication systems, and I am immensely frustrated.  Frustrated at the paper-based world we’re facing in the 21st century, but also at the current attempts to change all that.  Grand ideas, alliances, announcements, but they all feel like IT-talk, losing sight of the very people these systems supposed to serve: patients.  That’s you and me and our relatives who have health issues.  

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Netbooks as Fashion Items

Dennis calls the Netbook craze a fashion game.  He just doesn’t see the value – I strongly disagree.   But let’s just stay with the fashion line for a minute.  Dennis’s  normally technophobic wife asked him:

Have you heard about those laptops you can put in your handbag?”

Hm… it’s February 2nd – do I need to remind my male readers what comes in barely two weeks?

Here’s the perfect Valentine Day gift: a pink Netbook.  Or Pinkbook. Or Pursebook. smile_regular

Udate: on second thought, you can get a lot fancier:

Update: Cote points out a related ad.  Yes, there is a Netbook on that photo.. somewhere. smile_wink