Pink Prince of Wales
Humor March 31st, 2009
Not HRH Prince Charles.. but a pub named after the Prince of Wales. Vandals painted the 16th Century building pink overnight â a few days too early for April Fools Day.
Of course whatâs vandalism in the good old UK would be perfectly normal in San Francisco. ![]()
What’s This?
Misc March 31st, 2009
Creative Retailer: Price Follows DOW
Startups March 29th, 2009
This will be an unusual post in more than one way.
First, itâs about a decidedly low-tech retail business, that does not really fit this blogâs profile.
Second, itâs about a business I donât personally care for: designer t-shirts. Tees are in the conference schwag category for me, I barely ever spend on them, and $110 (even $55 after discount) is an outrageous price, if you ask me.
Third, I really donât like tattooâs â and this line is all about reprinting tattoos. Yuck. (But thatâs just me.)
Fourth, I am reprinting an email sent to me in itâs entirety. Rest assured, Iâm doing it with the senderâs permission. Iâm lazy, donât wan to write a post and this makes a perfect story. Ok, joke apart, keep on reading, there is something about creative business models here. Hereâs the letter (emphasis mine):
Hello! My name is Jeremy Parker and I am a 23 year old entrepreneur. I am the CEO of Tees and Tats, a high-end, limited edition t-shirt line designed by world renown tattoo artist Marco Serio. We launched the line last July, with much success, selling to many high-end boutiques all over the US and Canada.
But starting last November, are sales starting to slow dramatically as with the rest of the economy. A large percentage of the stores we were selling to closed, and the stores that have survived are not placing re-orders. I did not want to concede to failure- because if the entrepreneurial spirit dies, America will be in a much worse place. I knew the store issue would still be a problem, because high-end retailers are not buying goods anymore, but I came up with an idea that I thought might help our online sales.
I first lowered our prices from $110 to $55. This helped a little bit, but people where still not buying like we saw earlier. So I came up with a concept that at the time seemed bizarre, but now has proven to be a savior for us.
Now when a customer buys a shirt on our website (www.teesandtats.com), they are told the price of the DOW. For every 100 points that the DOW drops within two months after the time of purchase they receive $5 dollars off of their purchase. For example if a customer buys a shirt for $55 dollars and the DOW is 8200 and two months later the DOW is 8000 – the customer gets a check in the mail for $10 dollars. The reason why people aren’t buying high-end fashion- is that they are nervous about affording food, rent and other necessary living expenses. Obviously very understandable. So by assuring them that if the economy deteriorates even more they would get some money back – it made it very enticing for many customers. Our sales have been up significantly since we started this.
One important additional element to the Tees and Tats philosophy is our desire to give back. For every T-shirt sold in the initial collection, we are going donate a percentage of proceeds to the non-profit ArtWorks Foundation. Based in Englewood, N.J., ArtWorks provides children and young adults suffering from chronic and life-threatening illnesses, and their siblings, access to creative and performing arts programming which encourages the use of the creative process as a vehicle for healing, communication, self-expression, and personal development. (I actually chose this charity to give to because of your piece on them a few years back.)
I just want to thank you for listening to my story, and I want to say that as things are looking bad and seems to be getting even worse â It is going to be the American people who are going to fix this problem.
Best Wishes,
Jeremy Parker
Wow. Talk about creative business models.
The discount is quite deep, 100 points on the DOW is nothing percentage-wise, yet it earns a 10% discount on your tee-price. The company maximized the âDOW-insuranceâ program at 700 points, which would equate $35. Is this a funny way of declaring the true bottom price of $20?
There are a lot of open questions I have not verified around whether customers actually received refund checks, how market rallies may interfere with the calculation ( is there a specific âdate of recordâ or duration the DOW has to stay low), etc.
Still, I wanted to share this story as an example of thinking outside the box: a virtue a lot of startups (and established businesses) need nowadays to survive in the face of recession. I donât know if Jeremy will be running Tees and Tats a few years for now â but I am quite sure heâll be running something. Heâs an Entrepreneur.
Tags: business models, creative pricing, dow, pricing, recession, Startups, stock market, tatto, tshirts
Google Thinks They Invented Orion
Humor March 24th, 2009
The Germans beat them to it, 40 years ago:
If the colors are a bit funky, thatâs because this is a re-colorized version of the 60âs black & white series, Raumpatrouille Orion, and Space Patrol Orion. Hereâs a b&w English language trailer:
(Cross-posted from CloudAve)
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Tags: Google, Humor, orion, Raumpatrouille, sci-fi, space patrol
Gmail’s Undo Send Isn’t Really Undo, Just Like Multiple Inboxes Were Not Really Multiple Inboxes
Personal Productivity, SaaS March 19th, 2009
First of all, I love Gmail, itâs my one-and-only email system. And Iâm certainly glad to see the ever accelerating rate of enhancements, whether âofficialâ or just the Labs variety. But oh, please, can we have some control here and call features what they really are?
First there was the multiple inboxes announcement. Nice. Except that it wasnât. Multiple inboxes, that is. Think about it: that would defy logic â unless weâre talking about handling multiple email accounts, which is clearly not the case with Gmail. This feature is multi-pane viewing â no more, no less.
Today weâre getting another new feature: Undo Send. Except that it really isnât. Undo Send, that is.
Undo Send is what Outlook has offered for ages: you can actually recall a message that had already been sent, provided the recipient has not opened it yet, and youâre both on Exchange. What Gmail offers now is a momentary delay of 5 seconds, during which you may just realize youâre emailing the wrong Smith or Brown, and hit the panic Undo button. Itâs not really undo, since the message was never sent in the first place â Gmail was holding it for 5 seconds, if you had enabled this option.
Of course, as just about all TechCrunch commenters note, 5 seconds is not enough, the delay might as well be configurable. Something like this:

Oh, I forgot. Itâs from that other Web-mail system (the one that actually has multiple inboxes, too).
Update: MG Siegler over @ VentureBeat agrees this is not real unsend, and he remembers AOL had a real unsend/recall feature, just like the Exchange theme I described above.
Update #2: Oh, please⌠per Wired, Google already plans configurability, but all you get to pick is 5 or 10 seconds.
Related posts:
- Take it back: Gmail gets ‘Undo Send’ Labs feature
- A button to avoid a Gmail embarrassment
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Tags: aol, email, Exchange, gmail, ms exchange, Outlook, productivity, zoho mail
Are You Left-Brained or Right? She Can Tell… Or Not?
Misc March 17th, 2009
Do you see the girl spinning clockwise? Then you’re using your right brain.
Do you see her spin counter- clockwise? You’re likely using your left brain.
Some people have the ability to see both. (If you read this post in a feed reader, it probably won’t work, please click through for the test.)
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Today I can only see her turn clockwise … but they way I recall, when I first saw this a few years ago, I ssaw her turn left. Hm…changes in my brain function?
Of course it’s an optical illusion.
The image is not objectively âspinningâ in one direction or the other. It is a two-dimensional image that is simply shifting back and forth. But our brains did not evolve to interpret two-dimensional representations of the world but the actual three-dimensional world. So our visual processing assumes we are looking at a 3-D image and is uses clues to interpret it as such. Or, without adequate clues it may just arbitrarily decide a best fit – spinning clockwise or counterclockwise. And once this fit is chosen, the illusion is complete – we see a 3-D spinning image.
By looking around the image, focusing on the shadow or some other part, you may force your visual system to reconstruct the image and it may choose the opposite direction, and suddenly the image will spin in the opposite direction.
The above explanation comes from Dr. Steven Novella, academic clinical neurologist at Yale University School of Medicine.
So now we know. But I still can’t make her turn left…
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Tags: Brain, left brain, neuroscience, optical illusion, right brain, Spinning
Who Says the iPHone is Not for Business When SAP Runs on It?
Enterprise Software, Technology March 11th, 2009
Well, SAP Executives, for starters .. just ask Vinnie Mirchandani or Larry Dignan. SAP Execs and key customers were quite dismissive of the iPhone as a business communication platform. But like Iâve said before discussing Oracleâs SaaS offering, itâs not what they say ⌠itâs where they put their money. ![]()
Granted, the SAP â Sybase partnership just being announced at these very moments (webcast) isnât all about the iPhone: itâs about making the SAP Business Suite 7 available on iPhone, Windows Mobile and BlackBerry. Still, itâs nice to see they chose the âright phoneâ for the video.
(hat tip: Jeff Nolan)
(Cross-posted from CloudAve. To stay abreast of news, analysis and just plain opinion on Cloud Computing, SaaS, Business grab the CloudAve Feed here.)
Tags: blackberry, bs7, iPhone, mobility, sap, sap bs7, sybase




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