The Obama Administration Badly Needs Google
Humor, Politics March 7th, 2009
The Obama administration wants to reset US relations with Russia, and in a symbolic gesture Secretary of State Hillary Clinton presented her counterpart, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a huge RESET button when the met in Geneva.
Except the button did not really say reset: it said ŠæŠµŃŠµŠ³ŃŃŠ·ŠŗŠ° (peregruzka), which, as Lavrov pointed out means overload.Ā Ā Now, we don’t want to overload relations with Russia, do we?
Congratulations for the State Department translatorss for getting it right.Ā Ā Hereās my bailout proposal for State: fire the translators, just use Google Translate:
Tags: clinton, foreign policy, hillary clinton, Humor, obama, peregruzka, Politics, reset, russa
Obama Too Tall To Be President? Google Brain Damaged.
Humor, Politics February 10th, 2009
Barack Obama is apparently too tall to be President of the United Sates.Ā He does not fit Marine One, the Presidential Helicopter:
Oopsā¦ the bump does not appear that serious, but gee ā¦Google AdSense Nonsense recommends brain damage lawyers:
Wonder how long it will take for Google to pull those ads.Ā Ā in the meantime, hereās some more fun with ācontextualā Google ads:
- The Irony of Google Ads
- Freezing Heat. Dumb Ads.
- The Irony of Contextual Advertising
- Contextual Advertising Blunders
- The Scary Thing about Contextual (?) Advertising
- From The Ad Targeting At Its Finest Department
Update: as we know President Obama received a new uber-super-safe-ugly limo.Ā Is this a subtle hint that he needs a new chopper?
Update #2:Ā I think I hurt Google’s feelings.Ā My posts typically show up in Google search results in minutes, but this one is nowhere to be found.
Tags: adsense, contextual advertising, google ads, helicopter, marine one, obama, youtube ads
Bush Street Renamed Obama in San Francisco
Humor, Politics January 20th, 2009
Blago to US: Scr*w You
Politics December 30th, 2008
Pardon my French, but thatās his message. Loud and clear.
This is not about Mr. Burris; it is about the integrity of a governor accused of attempting to sell this United States Senate seat," the statement read. "Anyone appointed by Gov. Blagojevich cannot be an effective representative of the people of Illinois and, as we have said, will not be seated by the Democratic Caucus.
Photo credit: Chicago Breaking News.
Tags: corruption, ploitics, senate
A Fine Day in America
Misc, Politics December 9th, 2008
What a fine day in America:
Weāre marching towards a socialist systemā¦ or at least a partially nationalized one. After the financial sector now the Government will likely take a stake in Big 3 Auto. Governments are not exactly known for running businesses well, let alone when they start with already ailing onesā¦
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was taken in Federal custody this morning, straight from his home, on corruption charges. Allegedly he wanted to cash in on his right to appoint the replacement for Senator Obama, who as we know moves to the White House. A line from the FBI affidavit, based on court-approved wiretap on his phones:
(the Senate seat ) "is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing."
There are juicier details here. My first reaction was shock ā¦ I know about arrests of former politicians but has an active sitting Governor been arrested before?
Apparently yes, and it gets better (actually worse): MSNBC keeps track:
If Blago goes to prison, and former Gov. George Ryan isn’t commuted by President Bush, you’d have two Illinois governors in prison AT THE SAME TIME. What’s more, by our count, Blagojevich would become the FOURTH Illinois governor to go to prison (following Ryan, Otto Kerner, and Dan Walker).
Hm, Jeff Nolan beats MSNBC:
Gov Len Small, also of Illinois, was arrested while in office in 1921 for corruption.
This must be a good Illinois traditionā¦
What a fine day in Americaā¦
On a brighter note, Costco profits are upā¦ must be all my purchases. 
Tags: bailout, big3, chicago, chrysler, corruption, economy, fbi, ford, gm, illinois, nationalized eeconomy, obama, Politics, senate, socialism
Live Election Results Here
Politics November 4th, 2008
I realize that only about 55% of my readers come from the United States, but the outcome of todayās US Presidential Elections will have a profound impact on the entire world. I know many of you are watching the process with excitement, in fact a quick look here shows just how much people all around the world care, and that they are quite united.
Well, they donāt have voting rights, so it will be up to my fellow American citizens to do the right thing and help us, help the world leave 8 years of darkness behind. Letās watch the live results here:
Iām afraid I donāt have a fast-forward button, so it will be just a count-down for a whileā¦
Palin vs. McCain On Defense Cuts
Humor, Politics October 31st, 2008
McCain’s Bailout Plan for You: Marry a Beer Heiress
Humor, Politics October 23rd, 2008
This is just hilarious ā courtesy of The Onion:
McCainās Economic Plan For Nation: ‘Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress’
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