My New Favorite Old Blog…
Blogging March 10th, 2010
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My new favorite old blog is former Sun CEO Jonathan Schwartz, blog. It’s at the old URL, but has a new title:
What I Couldn’t Say… The “About” section says:
I think I’ve said pretty much everything I could say as CEO of Sun Microsystems. The more interesting stuff was what I couldn’t say.
And that’s what this blog (and maybe a book) is going to be about.
Mostly.
For a taste of his newly found freedom, read Good Artists Copy, Great Artists Steal.
And that’s all have to say…
(Cross-posted @ CloudAve )
Tags: Apple, CloudAve, Jonathan Schwartz, microsoft, sun
Mark Suster on Fox News: How to Present Your Business to a Crowd
Marketing / PR February 26th, 2010
My favorite quote: One of the worst things with Powerpoint is the bulletpoint…

(Cross-posted @ CloudAve )
Tags: CloudAve, google reader, microsoft, Microsoft PowerPoint, powerpoint, ppt, presentation
Laser Friday
Technology February 12th, 2010
News on lasers of all sizes hitting targets of all sizes… let’s start small – hey, small is beautiful, after all. Besides, this is one laser you could own at a reasonable size one day.
Small Gun, Lots of Small Targets
Former Microsoft CTO Nathan Myhrvold currently runs aptly named Intellectual Ventures. At TED (not to be confused with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure) he presented a laser system that can shoot down mosquitoes at a rate of 50-100 mosquitoes per second (!). Here’s a demo video – obviously in slow motion:
The best part: he assembled this system from commercially available parts, in fact some components were acquired on eBay. The guiding software is said to be refined enough to not only find the target, but determine their size, speed, sound characteristics, in fact separating females (the gender that bytes humans) from males, and only hit the real enemies. So your birds, pets and neighbors are safe. That is, until a hacker decides to experiment
If this sounds like mini Star Wars, here’s the real thing:
The Big Bang. Big Gun, Big Target
The US Airforce’s he Airborne Laser Testbed system had a successful test off the California coast this week, when an airborne laser successfully destroyed a missile minutes after it’s launch, while it was still in boost phase:
Not sure if the youtube version of the video will be allowed to stay on, but here’s a link to another version. While the experiment was technically successful, the future of the program is in doubt: there is only one system on one single airplane.
Well, let’s see, I promised all sizes: we’ve had the Big One, and a small laser against lots of tiny targets. Let’s see what happens when lots of small lasers target on tiny target.
192 Lasers Hitting One Little Target
A research team at Livermore National Laboratory successfully fired a focuses array of 192 laser beams at a helium-filled target no larger than a BB shot and instantly heated it to 6 million degrees Fahrenheit. The gas vanished in a tiny explosion. Wow… I wonder how they measured 6 million degrees? But it’s nothing, the objective is to reach 200 million degrees.
Heartwarming news… especially that I live a mere 10 miles from that Lab. But not all is lost, I got some assurances from Charlie
@ZoliErdos we’ll try to remember you after the The Ignition
Thanks. Forever

(Cross-posted @ CloudAve )
Tags: CloudAve, Intellectual Ventures, Laser, microsoft, Nathan Myhrvold
Steve Ballmer Signs a Macbook – How About the Apple Tablet?
Humor January 25th, 2010
Legend says Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer got really angry last year at an internal Microsoft event, when he saw an employee taking his pic with an iPhone- he grabbed it, pretended to stomp it and made fun of the employee (is he still an employee?) .
Well apparently he is more tolerant with outsiders, in fact may even have developed a sense of humor… watch this video showing Steve Ballmer as he signs a student’s Macbook:
Now that he warmed up to it, I wonder if he’ll go on stage and sign the Apple Tablet Steve Jobs is about to unveil? 

(Cross-posted @ CloudAve )
Tags: Apple, apple tablet, CloudAve, Humor, iPhone, itablet, macbook, microsoft, steve ballmer, Steve Jobs
Goodbye, OpenOffice, Back to MS Office? For All the Wrong Reasons.
Personal Productivity October 2nd, 2009
No, the World has not come to an end, it’s not me who switched back to The Borg Microsoft. ZDNet author Dan Kusnetzky did, after 3 years of using OpenOffice:
The open source software had Office 2003 compatibility down pat. The interchange of documents (.doc formatted files) and presentation decks (.ppt formatted files) was easy and I faced only a few complaints. I found that I could address those with little or no effort.
Office 2007 compatibility, however, was spotty at best. Office 2007 formatted documents (.docx formatted files) demonstrated occasional problems with font and paragraph formatted. Presentation decks were a growing problem – fonts were formatted incorrectly, builds went all over the screen and other formatting issues were constant companions. (See File format blues for mo
re details)
Finally, the tipping point was a presentation where just about everything went wrong:
I created a deck, sent it off for review and learned that OpenOffice had substituted some strange (from an Office user’s point of view) font. Twelve point text came out as 39 point text. Graphic images were not sized correctly either. Builds were strange and exciting in ways that I never had time to analyze or fix.
Dan’s solution was to switch back to MS Office – but then what?
Microsoft’s Office seems to work with just about everyone’s system (if I stick to Office 2003 formatted documents). So, I’m going to install it on my systems albeit reluctantly.
Let me get this straight: he switched back to Microsoft, AND is sticking to Office 2003 formats – but that’s the format he just stated OpenOffice handled perfectly! No need to change then. But the formatting problems are not only between OpenOffice and MS Office – they exist between different releases of Microsoft’s product, too, as I experienced earlier, trying to review a startup CEO friend’s VC presentation. The process involved multiple conversions back and forth between different releases of the same Microsoft product, PowerPoint:
I reviewed and commented on it, and as an aside noted that the fonts and the text alignment were way off on a page. He did not see the text problem on the version I sent back. Then came a second round of conversions and emails. It became apparent that no matter what we do we always end up seeing different layouts – so much for the MS to MS conversion – so we just focused on content, and I sent back the revised version. It took a while… hm, no wonder, the PPT deck that started it’s life as a 2MB file first became 5, then 7, finally 9 Megabytes. Wow!
Me and my friend were doing it all wrong, and apparently so did Dan: emailing multiple bloated copies of the same file, never seeing the identical version, when we could have started with an online presentation, collaboratively work on the one and only copy online, see the same and not clutter several computers with the garbage files. Collaboration is just simpler online.
And let’s not forget the storage footprint issue. On my count, just between my friend and myself, we generated and stored nine copies of this presentation, the last one being 9MB, up from 2. It’s probably fair to assume a similar rate of multiplication in the process the original deck was created, between the CEO and his team. Next he sends it to the VC, who will likely share it with several Associates in the firm, and in case there’s more interest, with other partners. Of course my friend will send the same presentation to a few other VC firms as well, so it’s not beyond reasonable to think that there are at least a hundred copies floating around, occupying a Gigabyte of storage or more. Oh, and I did not even consider the footprint of this presentation at ISP’s and all hops it goes through. Not that I ever bought into IDC’s Storage Paradox, but this is clearly a very wasteful process.
All of that could be replaced with one central copy on the Web, represented by a URL. That’s the real solution, not switching Office packages.

(Cross-posted @ CloudAve )
Tags: CloudAve, data formats, microsoft, Microsoft Office, Microsoft PowerPoint, ms office, office suite, Open Source, openoffice.org
Apple is Just as Sneaky as Microsoft, Dumping Software on Your Computer
Software September 27th, 2009
Here we go again: Ed Bott points out how outrageous it is for Apple to install so-called “updates” to the iPhone Configuration Utility on a Windows computer that does not have this software installed, in fact one that has never had an iPhone or iPod connected to.
He is right, this is obviously not an update, but installing new, and in his case obviously unnecessarily software. It’s also not the first time, I described my similar experience early last year. Back then I also wrote:
Apple fans are a religious cult who came in hordes to defend Holy Apple. (before you chastise me, just look at how often I point to Apple as a better choice, without becoming blindly faithful)
And boy, did I prove right on that …
Tags: Apple, apple update, CloudAve, iPhone, iTunes, microsoft, quicktime, Safari, windows update
Apple is Just as Sneaky as Microsoft, Dumping Software on Your Computer
Software September 27th, 2009
Here we go again: Ed Bott points out how outrageous it is for Apple to install so-called “updates” to the iPhone Configuration Utility on a Windows computer that does not have this software installed, in fact one that has never had an iPhone or iPod connected to.
He is right, this is obviously not an update, but installing new, and in his case obviously unnecessarily software. It’s also not the first time, I wrote about a similar experience early last year:
- the same update program has been trying to install iTunes on a Windows machine where I don’t have it, don’t need it forever, despite unselecting it every single time
- the update runs because I do have Quicktime installed, and Quicktime itself is as aggressive as it gets, re-installing itself in the XP systray no matter how many times you remove it.
Back then I also wrote:
Apple fans are a religious cult who came in hordes to defend Holy Apple. (before you chastise me, just look at how often I point to Apple as a better choice, without becoming blindly faithful)
And boy, did I prove right on that .. Ed Bott barely finished his post, when the first Apple-defender appeared, accusing him of being just a bit to picky when it comes to Apple:
I’m sorry Ed but I think you’re getting a little carried away here. I have no problem with any software maker – operating system or otherwise – letting me know that updates are available.
Wow.. really? How about getting dozens (hundreds?) of software update proposals a day? there must be hudreds of thousands of software title out there, why not recommend all? Steven Hodson appears to have given his consent:
How is the utility suppose to get your consent if it doesn’t run in the first place. Perhaps the problem here is really one of wording. Would it make a difference Ed if it was called “Software Notification Service”?
No, it would not make a difference. An update is an update. To software already installed on my computer by choice. My choice, not some manufacturer’s. Anything else is unethical intrusion.
And before the Apple-camp declares was on me: I am not exactly a Microsoft-fanboy, in fact I will admit an anti-Microsoft bias for all the lost productivity due to their half-done software. The very un-scientific method of talking to friends suggests Apple owners are more satisfied with their computers, gadgets, software and the company as a whole. Here’s a telling quote from CrunchGear:
Apple could require you to give this device three drops of blood every morning in order to satisfy the demonic hell-beast soul trapped inside it and we would, gladly.
Wow. Well, give your blood if you like, but don’t be blind: abuse is abuse, no matter whether it comes from Redmond or Cupertino.
Related posts:
- Apple shovelware problems again (iPhone Configuration Utility 2.1)
- Unwantedware from Apple
- Apple Sneaky, Microsoft is No Angel, Either
- Take Your Paws Off My System, Microsoft

(Cross-posted @ CloudAve )
Tags: Apple, CloudAve, iPhone, iTunes, microsoft, smartphones, Windows
MinTuit: What’s Next After the Intuit / Mint Deal
Business, SaaS September 14th, 2009
TechCrunch50 could not have asked for a better start: they get to announce that personal finance startup Mint winner of the $50K grand prize @ TC50 two years ago just got acquired for $170M.
Great exit for a startup – not so sure about concerned users. But the big question today is why it made sense for Intuit and what the future holds for Mint and its users. The consensus is that first of all this has been a defensive move. Mint started to bite into the Intuit / Quicken pie, and Intuit just had to stop it.
There is some irony in this deal: the playbook had been written by Microsoft, against Intuit.
Tags: acquisitions, aggregation, benchmarking, CloudAve, data mining, intuit, intumint, mergers, microsoft, Microsoft Money, mint, mintuit, money management., MS Money, Online Banking, personal finance, PFM, quickbooks, quicken, SaaS, Wesabe
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