Fake Steve Jobs’s Split Personality
Humor, Technology May 21st, 2010
It’s tough to be Fake Steve Jobs nowadays.
Continuing in his role as FSJ, he has to defend all-things-Apple, especially from ruthless attackers like Google. (As a sidenote, did Vic Gundotra just have a Steve Jobs moment yesterday?)
On the other hand Fake Steve is also the Real Daniel Lyons. One who actually uses smartphones, wants to pick what he really likes and is sick of his alter ego’s “censoring content, ruling out material that he deems to be offensive”. To the point that he ditched the iPhone and switched to Android.
Now, which Steve / Daniel should we believe?
Tags: android, CloudAve, daniel lions, fake steve jobs, fsj, Google, iPhone, newsweek, Steve Jobs, Vic Gundotra
Steve Ballmer Signs a Macbook – How About the Apple Tablet?
Humor January 25th, 2010
Legend says Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer got really angry last year at an internal Microsoft event, when he saw an employee taking his pic with an iPhone- he grabbed it, pretended to stomp it and made fun of the employee (is he still an employee?) .
Well apparently he is more tolerant with outsiders, in fact may even have developed a sense of humor… watch this video showing Steve Ballmer as he signs a student’s Macbook:
Now that he warmed up to it, I wonder if he’ll go on stage and sign the Apple Tablet Steve Jobs is about to unveil? 

Tags: Apple, apple tablet, CloudAve, Humor, iPhone, itablet, macbook, microsoft, steve ballmer, Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs Panic – the Anatomy of Fake News on Twitter
Blogging, Misc October 3rd, 2008
I often praised Twitter for being first reporting breaking news – typical examples were several recent earthquakes in Japan, China, New Zealand…etc.
This morning’s news brought panic, as hundreds of Tweets reported:
Steve Jobs was rushed to ER after severe heart attack.
AAPL took a nosedive, then recovered.
Fortunately the news turned out to be bogus. Citizen journalism failed today.
Read the full chronology over @ CloudAve.
(Oh, and while at it, you may want to grab the CloudAve feed. Thank you.)
Tags: AAPL, Apple, Blogging, Citizen Journalism, cnn, inews, Steve Jobs, Twitter
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