Facebook runs a sweatshop – literally. The evidence is in the yellow circle on this Valleywag-supplied photo of their Palo Alto office space.

While employees are struggling with the heat, CEO Mark Zuckerberg is clearly wearing shoes instead of his trademark Adidas flip-flops at the D6 conference in Carlsbad (photo by Dan Farber):

Therein lies the solution: bring the flip-flops back. But don’t stop there: mandate beach-wear in the office. An amazingly simple solution to many of Facebooks problems:

• - No more heat problem
• - Increased employee morale, probably enough for them to forget about revoked housing subsidy
• - Additional incentive to stay in the office longer
• - Reduced energy bill
• - Going Green is trendy, there’s another $5B added to their valuation.

I’m a genius. Sending Zuck a $10K consulting invoice.

Update: Why can’t Wordpress 2.5 dislay bulletpoints properly?

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