Blow-up dolls are not the real thing.. so Florida resident George Bartusek compensated by having sex with not one, but two. A three-some with rubber dolls is not illegal – except when you do it publicly, in the busy parking lot of a shopping mall. Makes me wonder if his guy wanted to get arrested.
Here’s the part of the Police report I don’t understand: amongst other acts, Bartusek was aggressively kissing his dolls. Naive me, I thought being aggressive implies overcoming some form of resistance – now how much resistance could those rubber dolls put up? 
Source: The Smoking Gun
Rotfl. I think he was high on sugar, check out all the candy bars 🙂
Reeses’ peanut butter cups might want to re-think their product placement strategy.
Ah, that’s cute 🙂