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Google to Acquire the World

(Updated)
While some  are still wondering,  I have the answer: Google to acquire the World in a cash/stock transaction … details undisclosed … the only information known a this time is that they need a little more petty cash for the transaction.

(Those who doubt the seriousness of this news are reminded the  Microsoft to Acquire the Catholic Church “news”  from the 90’s.)

Update (2/4):  Ha! I’m not alone:  Google to Acquire World

Update (3/29): The Googlers are refilling the warchest.  Now we know it’s definitely happening.

Google Needs Another $2 Billion Because…It must want to buy something

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