Archives for 2006

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The Best Part of Waking Up is Sewage in Your Cup (?)

FolgersApparently that’s what Folgers think.  In an ill-fated New York City commercial they placed photos of coffee-tops  on steaming manhole covers.   Yuccckkk….

(hat tip: BL Ochman

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Doctors’ Mistake May Have Caused Ariel Sharon’s Stroke

Doctors in Israel have admitted making a mistake in December when they treated the then prime minister, Ariel Sharon, with large doses of blood thinners after a mild stroke, according to a TV investigation broadcast yesterday.

Mr Sharon has been comatose since suffering a stroke on January 4.

Channel 2 TV quoted doctors who treated him at Jerusalem’s Hadassah hospital as saying that the anticoagulants given after a minor blood clot two weeks earlier might have caused the debilitating haemorrhagic stroke.

One of the doctors spoke of a “great failure” in the treatment of Mr Sharon, 78.”  reports The Guardian and The Jerusalem Post.

Scary.  You’d think the Prime Minister receives the best medical care….

Update (4/20):  Denial  at The Jerusalem Post.

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Technical Support: Upgrade Nightmares

Recently there’s been a lot of “noise” over Tech. Support emails – so when I received this recycled Classic by email today, I thought it was perfect timing to share something on a lighter note.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System!

Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Update (5/28):  Read the other side of the story

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Why Startups Shouldn’t Bother About NDA’s

(Updated)
Dharmesh Shah, Angel investor and repeat Entrepreneur himself talks about why startups looking for funding should not pursue an NDA (other than the fact that investors won’t sign it anyway). His three key points:

  • As an Entrepreneur it is often in your interest to share WHAT you do, as a way to solicit feedback, concept validation
  • If there is a “secret sauce” of HOW you will do it, you should not share it anyway, NDA or not – not until further down the road as part of due diligence with a committed investor
  • Since it’s commonly known that investors do not sign NDA’s, asking for it is akin to displaying a banner: “Newbie Here”

I’d like to add a fourth point, which becomes a reality-check whether you should seek funding at all:

  • If the information you reveal during the presentation is enough for a competitor to jeopardize your position, than you really don’t have anything substantial to justify an investment. Your time would be better spent on product development.

I mostly work with software startups, and I think it’s safe enough to claim that in this field concepts do not get funded. You need a prototype – partial functionality, alpha, demo (not slides!) ..etc, and some form of market / customer validation. Anything less is just fluff.
That’s software; obviously if you are about to revolutionize chip technology, that’s more asset intensive and you will not be able to develop a product pre-investment. You may get funded on the concept, but in that case the other key component is the credentials of the genius PhD-team you have assembled.

Either way, it’s the “substance” beyond a 30-min presentation that gets funded. If you have it, no need to worry about revealing the basics – if you don’t, save your time ….

Update (6/13): Rick Segal on the funny (stupid?) practice of trying to “slip in” an NDA.

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SVASE VC Breakfast Club with Selby Venture Partners

The next  SVASE  VC Breakfast Club session is on Thursday, April 20th in San Jose.  It’s an informal round-table where up to 10 entrepreneurs get to deliver a pitch, then answer questions and get critiqued by a VC Partner. We’ve had VC’s from Draper Fisher, Hummer Winblad, Kleiner Perkins, Mayfield, Mohr Davidow, Emergence Capital …etc.

Thursday’s featured VC is Jim Marshall, Managing Director, Selby Venture Partners. The Zvents post  has all the info and a map, but please remember to click through to register either from zvents or directly here.  

These sessions are an incredible opportunity for Entrepreneurs, most of whom would probably have a hard time getting through the door to a VC Partners.   Since I’ve been through quite a few of these sessions, both as Entrepreneur and Moderator, let me share a few thoughts:

  • It’s a pressure-free environment, with no Powerpoint presentations, Business Plans…etc,  just casual conversation, but it does not mean you should come unprepared!
  • Bring an Executive Summary, some VC’s like it, others don’t.
  • Follow a structure, don’t just talk freely about what you would like to do, or even worse, spend all your time describing the problem, without addressing what your solution is.
  • Don’t forget “small things” like the Team, Product, Market..etc.
  • It would not hurt to mention how much you are looking for, and how you would use the funds…
  • Write down and practice your pitch, be ready to deliver a compelling story in 5 minutes.  You will have more time, but believe me, whatever your practice time was, when you are on the spot, you will likely take twice as long to deliver your story.
  • Last, but not least, please be on time!  I am not kidding… some of you know why I have to even bring this up.

See you on Thursday! Zbutton  

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Sans Accent; Marc Fleury’s Feet in the Dish and the Walk of the Waiters

It’s always fun to try to make sense of machine-translated text, so I gave it another run today.  Jeff Clavier announced his French blog, Sans Accent,  the most recent post being the French version of his congratulatory article to Marc Fleury  on occasion of the JBoss sale.

Here’s how Google translated it back from French to English.  I like the opening:

Cheer has Marc Fleury for the sale of JBoss – and assembling it ($420M)

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Marc Fleury well is known, and recognized, in the mediums of the open source since the launching of JBoss not hesiter does not have to put the feet in the dish and to take aggressives positions – which have amene its company has its current position of leader of the walk of the waiters of application (“server application”), with 35% of share, in front of IBM and BEA.”

I hope  “Walk of the Waiters” is not a reference to a restaurant strike – and would the strike have anything to do with Marc’s feet in the dish?
OK, before my readers think I’ve gone crazy, it’s 4:30am –  see, Jeff, you’re not the only on up in the wee hours, the only question is: is it the end of a long night or the start of a long day? 

On a more serious note, Sans Accent will not simply be a translation, Jeff will “deal with topics related to France and/or the French community – including politics and general rants about what is happening (or not happening) “over there””

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Berlitz for Life


Should the embedded player not work,  watch the video here.

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Shut Up


  No wonder, check out the stat’s.  (hat tip: Jeff Nolan)
(if the embedded video does not work in the feed, watch it here.)

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Blogging Essential for your Career

(Updated)
Blogging is good for your career. A well-executed blog sets you apart as an expert in your field.” – says the Boston Globe (via BL Ochman).  

I’ve been saying for a while that “Now It’s Easier than Ever to Build the “Brand Called You“” via blogging.  In fact a long-standing blog will likely reveal more about who you really are, what you are an expert in, your communication skills, your priorities …etc, than a target-oriented, custom-tailored, and, let’s face it, often “cosmetically enhanced” resume.

I even put the theory to test, buy announcing my availability on my blog, disguised as a product launch.  

It’s nice to see mainstream media agree.

Update (4/18):  Don Dodge points out the potential downside:  “Blogging, in my opinion, can be great for your career…or ruin you. It depends on how mature, articulate, and insightful you are. Teenagers who are “blogging” on MySpace today may later regret it when their potential employer does a web search for their name. Many adults would also be wise to think twice before they write.”  

True.  Blogging software is just a tool – how you use it is up to you.

Update (8/22):  Rod Boothby adds a practical Dos and Don’ts guide to the discussion.

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Blogging is a Body Business :-)

OK, let’s just all come clean.  Blogging is a hoax. It’s just a cover to hide our primary business: selling our bodies.   First Robert and Shel got got naked…  

Then came Chris Pirillo, renting out his chest for 20 bucks…  I have not seen his complete price list for other body parts, but check out his pix at Rentmychest.com.

You don’t have to get naked though to sell your body: Stowe Boyd is putting himself up for auction on eBay and he promises to wear only startup-branded T-shirts for the rest of the year.  Sorry, no pix yet, his “launching the new venture” May 1st. 

Now, I appreciate all the entrepreneurial effort from all these guys, but blogging is not a “male thing”… so perhaps we’ll see more variety when it comes to… let’s say, startup-logo’ed swimwear? 

If that happens, I promise I’ll put myself up for wearing logo’ed …socks.

Update (6/16):  I told you

Update (7/2):  Here’s another Classic, via Robert Scoble

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