Apparently that’s what Folgers think. In an ill-fated New York City commercial they placed photos of coffee-tops on steaming manhole covers. Yuccckkk….
(hat tip: BL Ochman)
Tags: Folgers, coffee, ads, commercials, marketing, New York
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Apparently that’s what Folgers think. In an ill-fated New York City commercial they placed photos of coffee-tops on steaming manhole covers. Yuccckkk….
(hat tip: BL Ochman)
Tags: Folgers, coffee, ads, commercials, marketing, New York
“Doctors in Israel have admitted making a mistake in December when they treated the then prime minister, Ariel Sharon, with large doses of blood thinners after a mild stroke, according to a TV investigation broadcast yesterday.
Mr Sharon has been comatose since suffering a stroke on January 4.
Channel 2 TV quoted doctors who treated him at Jerusalem’s Hadassah hospital as saying that the anticoagulants given after a minor blood clot two weeks earlier might have caused the debilitating haemorrhagic stroke.
One of the doctors spoke of a “great failure” in the treatment of Mr Sharon, 78.” reports The Guardian and The Jerusalem Post.
Scary. You’d think the Prime Minister receives the best medical care….
Update (4/20): Denial at The Jerusalem Post.
Tags: Politics, Israel, Sharon, Ariel Sharon, Medicine, Health Care
Recently there’s been a lot of “noise” over Tech. Support emails – so when I received this recycled Classic by email today, I thought it was perfect timing to share something on a lighter note.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System!
Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Update (5/28): Read the other side of the story
Tags: humor, technical support
(Updated)
Dharmesh Shah, Angel investor and repeat Entrepreneur himself talks about why startups looking for funding should not pursue an NDA (other than the fact that investors won’t sign it anyway). His three key points:
I’d like to add a fourth point, which becomes a reality-check whether you should seek funding at all:
I mostly work with software startups, and I think it’s safe enough to claim that in this field concepts do not get funded. You need a prototype – partial functionality, alpha, demo (not slides!) ..etc, and some form of market / customer validation. Anything less is just fluff.
That’s software; obviously if you are about to revolutionize chip technology, that’s more asset intensive and you will not be able to develop a product pre-investment. You may get funded on the concept, but in that case the other key component is the credentials of the genius PhD-team you have assembled.
Either way, it’s the “substance” beyond a 30-min presentation that gets funded. If you have it, no need to worry about revealing the basics – if you don’t, save your time ….
Update (6/13): Rick Segal on the funny (stupid?) practice of trying to “slip in” an NDA.
Tags: startups, entrepreneurship, VC Funding, Venture Capital, Angel Funding, NDA, Non-Disclosure, Confidentiality, IP, Intellectual Property, Market Validation
The next SVASE VC Breakfast Club session is on Thursday, April 20th in San Jose. It’s an informal round-table where up to 10 entrepreneurs get to deliver a pitch, then answer questions and get critiqued by a VC Partner. We’ve had VC’s from Draper Fisher, Hummer Winblad, Kleiner Perkins, Mayfield, Mohr Davidow, Emergence Capital …etc.
Thursday’s featured VC is Jim Marshall, Managing Director, Selby Venture Partners. The Zvents post has all the info and a map, but please remember to click through to register either from zvents or directly here.
These sessions are an incredible opportunity for Entrepreneurs, most of whom would probably have a hard time getting through the door to a VC Partners. Since I’ve been through quite a few of these sessions, both as Entrepreneur and Moderator, let me share a few thoughts:
Tags: Venture Capital, VC Breakfast, Funding, VC Funding, Startups, Entrepreneurship, SVASE
It’s always fun to try to make sense of machine-translated text, so I gave it another run today. Jeff Clavier announced his French blog, Sans Accent, the most recent post being the French version of his congratulatory article to Marc Fleury on occasion of the JBoss sale.
Here’s how Google translated it back from French to English. I like the opening:
Marc Fleury well is known, and recognized, in the mediums of the open source since the launching of JBoss not hesiter does not have to put the feet in the dish and to take aggressives positions – which have amene its company has its current position of leader of the walk of the waiters of application (“server application”), with 35% of share, in front of IBM and BEA.”
I hope “Walk of the Waiters” is not a reference to a restaurant strike – and would the strike have anything to do with Marc’s feet in the dish?
OK, before my readers think I’ve gone crazy, it’s 4:30am – see, Jeff, you’re not the only on up in the wee hours, the only question is: is it the end of a long night or the start of a long day?
On a more serious note, Sans Accent will not simply be a translation, Jeff will “deal with topics related to France and/or the French community – including politics and general rants about what is happening (or not happening) “over there””
Tags: Sans Accent, blogs, blogging, Marc Fleury, JBoss, Jeff Clavier, humor, Google, Google Translate, Google Translation, machine translation
Should the embedded player not work, watch the video here.
No wonder, check out the stat’s. (hat tip: Jeff Nolan)
(if the embedded video does not work in the feed, watch it here.)
Tags: Firefox, IE, IE6, IE7, browsers, browser wars, humor, youtube
(Updated)
“Blogging is good for your career. A well-executed blog sets you apart as an expert in your field.” – says the Boston Globe (via BL Ochman).
I’ve been saying for a while that “Now It’s Easier than Ever to Build the “Brand Called You“” via blogging. In fact a long-standing blog will likely reveal more about who you really are, what you are an expert in, your communication skills, your priorities …etc, than a target-oriented, custom-tailored, and, let’s face it, often “cosmetically enhanced” resume.
I even put the theory to test, buy announcing my availability on my blog, disguised as a product launch.
It’s nice to see mainstream media agree.
Update (4/18): Don Dodge points out the potential downside: “Blogging, in my opinion, can be great for your career…or ruin you. It depends on how mature, articulate, and insightful you are. Teenagers who are “blogging” on MySpace today may later regret it when their potential employer does a web search for their name. Many adults would also be wise to think twice before they write.”
True. Blogging software is just a tool – how you use it is up to you.
Update (8/22): Rod Boothby adds a practical Dos and Don’ts guide to the discussion.
Related posts:
Tags: Blogging, blogs, brands, branding, personal brand, brand you, brand called you, tom peters, tompeters, resume, career, career management, career development
OK, let’s just all come clean. Blogging is a hoax. It’s just a cover to hide our primary business: selling our bodies. First Robert and Shel got got naked…
Then came Chris Pirillo, renting out his chest for 20 bucks… I have not seen his complete price list for other body parts, but check out his pix at Rentmychest.com.
You don’t have to get naked though to sell your body: Stowe Boyd is putting himself up for auction on eBay and he promises to wear only startup-branded T-shirts for the rest of the year. Sorry, no pix yet, his “launching the new venture” May 1st.
Now, I appreciate all the entrepreneurial effort from all these guys, but blogging is not a “male thing”… so perhaps we’ll see more variety when it comes to… let’s say, startup-logo’ed swimwear?
If that happens, I promise I’ll put myself up for wearing logo’ed …socks.
Update (6/16): I told you …
Update (7/2): Here’s another Classic, via Robert Scoble
Tags: blogs, blogging, advertising, marketing, logos, banners, t-shirt, body business, swimwear, Scoble, Stowe Boyd, startups, humor
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