Those damn cell-phones… we’ve long known they tend to fry our brains, then we learned they can also fry our more private parts, down south. (My most scientific dissertation on the subject made it to TED, presented by Yossi Vardi.)
Now we find out some models, especially the iPhone are secret spy weapons: they take snapshot of your most private body parts and email the compromising photos all automatically, without manual intervention. (No, I’m not drunk, it’s all here.)
So beware, fellow male victims: don’t carry this thing in your front pocket, anywhere close to the family jewels.
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