Here’s a cleansed (PG-13?) and somewhat humorous (?) sampling of the recently trending #3wordsduringsex and 3wordsaftersex hashtags on Twitter:

You bent it!

is it in?

So it’s detachable?

damn she’s home

episode 3 begins….

who are you?

Got a Sister ?

moneys on dresser

That was all?

what’s ur name

again next year

where’s the exit ?

what was that?!

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