As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.. so I’ll save you the agony of reading through 3000 words, let the photos speak for themselves:
The Enterprise Irregulars with SAP Board Member Peter Zencke
The Enterprise Irregulars with SAP CEO Henning Kagermann
The Enterprise Irregulars with Oracle President Charles Phillips
Do you see what I see? Is there a trend here? I defer further analysis to our in-house fashionistas. 
Besides the upward (downward?) trending fashion statements, Charles doesn’t look too happy!