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Drug Attack on the Euro

I know drugs kill .. bankrupt.. but apparently they also eat money, quite literally:

BERLIN, Nov 11 (Reuters) – A mystery substance that caused some euro banknotes in Germany to fall to pieces may be linked to the party drug crystal speed, Der Spiegel magazine reported on Saturday, quoting regional police. Users of crystal speed inhale it through the nose using rolled-up banknotes and chemists think impurities such as sulphates, mingled with sweat, could have created an acid that ate away at the notes, the magazine quoted police as saying.

Around 1,500 banknotes worth between 5 euros and 100 euros ($6.44-$129) crumbled shortly after being withdrawn from cash machines, the Bundesbank said earlier this month.”

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Life Becoming Normal Again

This is mostly a thank you note to the countless friends who commented here on the blog or emailed me wishing well to my Dad prior to his heart surgeryheart I can’t tell you how much it meant to me, and even more to my Dad, although he does not even know you…

He is now back home recovering after a successful surgery, and life is gradually returning to normal (?) – that means  I will resume blogging soon.

Thanks again, everyone smile_regular

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How I’ll be a Star on MTV

“I want my, I want my MTV
I want my, I want my MTV…”

(Money For Nothing, Dire Straits)

The voicemail on my cellphone says:

This is …. from MTV Casting. Everybody liked you. The Director wants you to come back tomorrow noon and you’ll all be recorded individually. Please call me to confirm at  310-xxx-xxxx.

Wow… I’ll be a star!  I’m really excited… but why does she call me Carla?  

Oh, well … I won’t be the next star after all … just called the casting agent to let her know she reached the wrong number.

 

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Will Geeks Become an Endangered Species?

We’ve long known laptops can cause male infertility when used right where the name suggests – i.e. right on your lap. That’s long before they started exploding left and right – simply by heating up the family jewels they can drastically reduce a man’s ability to reproduce. (Hm…is that why manufacturers switched to calling them notebooks?)

Now we find out extensive cellphone usage results in the same:

“Those who made calls on a mobile phone for more than four hours a day had the worst sperm counts and the poorest quality sperm, according to results released yest at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine annual meeting in New Orleans.”

The mechanism of the damage is not yet known:

“Doctors believe the damage could be caused by the electromagnetic radiation emitted by handsets or the heat they generate.”

Heat? Give me a break! I don’t know about you, but I either hold it to my ears or use a headset, but it’s never … you know .. down there. smile_eyeroll

Anyway, true geeks have their laptops and cellphones permanently glued to them – if they become infertile, are geeks becoming an endangered species?

Update (10/30): Read the ZDNet story by David Berlind.

Update (1/4/08):  Wow, I can’t believe this: Yossi  Vardi uses my post in his TED presentation. 🙂 (It’s a 2 minutes 13 seconds)

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Angioplasty and Bad Karma

(Updated)
I’ve used the word angioplasty 5 times in this blog.   Not in it’s original meaning, but referring to the term Business Process Angioplasty coined by Vinnie Mirchandani. 

Perhaps it was bad Karma, now we have the real thing in the family. After what appeared to be a routine test, my Dad was found in need of immediate angioplasty.  It did not help, apparently there is too much blockage, so he will have a  Coronary Bypass this Thursday.  I’m with him this week (literally every minute, as interpreter, since he does not speak English) – so I’ll likely be off-blog for a while.

Update (10/29):   Wow, I’m really moved by all the comments and countless email I’ve received from my friends – a big THANK YOU to all.
My Dad is back home, recovering after a successful surgery, and I’ll be back to blogging soon.
Thanks again
Zoli

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Nick Carr Wants to Fung…

Face it: even “fungus” is a nicer word than “blog.” In fact, if I had the opportunity to rename blogs, I think I would call them fungs. Granted, it’s not exactly a model of mellifluousness either, but at least its auditory connotations tend more toward the sexual than the excretory. “I fung.” “I am a funger.” Such phrases would encounter no obstacle in passing through my lips”
(hat tip: Stowe Boyd)

I wonder when “Fung You” t-shirts will show up in the Rough Type Store. smile_tongue

In the meantime, the rest of us “numbskulls”  should keep on blogging.
 

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Can it get any Crazier? Bid for your Luck on eBay

If you don’t have a quarter of a million to buy a startup on eBay, you can always bid for good luck.  Your “luck provider” is very international, he is a member in Spain, but offers the service from Ireland (thankfully he does not charge for shipping).   Here’s what he promises:

“It’s very easy to be lucky:
Firstly: Bid now!
Secondly: When you have won the auction and sent the payment, write an email to very.lucky.you@gmail.com with your full name and city of residence and I will perform an enchantment that will bring luck to your life. In 2 week’s time you will see the difference.
Thirdly: After 2 weeks at most, send via Paypal the amount of money that you feel is right for the extra luck that you have had. (For lottery winnings, 10% is suggested).
You can also give a lucky strike as a present to someone you love!”

The bid is currently at €0.01, but it has ten days to go. 

 

 

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The Most Ridiculous Keyboard

They call it the Combimouse, but the word that comes to my mind is split not combi(ned):

It supposedly works – but don’t rush to buy it, the inventor is still seeking funds to manufacture it.  Something tells me it will be a long search….

 

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Bright Minds in Dark Suits

I’m sitting in the lobby of the Charles Hotel, waiting for my flight back to CA after a really interesting conference by Longworth Venture Partners, where I had the chance of participating on a panel moderated by Harvard Professor  Andrew McAfee, along with fellow Enterprise Irregulars Jeff Nolan, Ismael Ghalimi and Roth Boothby.

 It’s interview time, the place is swarming with law firms and dark suits: Harvard Law School students. They all look alike in their “uniform” … I haven’t seen this many (dark) suits ever since I moved to California:-)  Guys arrive in full gear, girls’ ritual includes sitting down at the lobby and switching their sneakers to the mandatory torture devices (i.e. high heels).  

Wait!  what’s going on?  A guy in a dark suit, open-collared shirt and no ties arrives… he walks kind of funny, smiles and has his iPod headsets in his ears… greets his friends and heads for the elevator up. 

Will he get eliminated right away?  Or is being “different” the winning strategy?  Whoever you are, if you read this, let me know how it went.  And all you other interviewers, I feel for you… good luck.  And remember: there is life outside the mega-firms.

Update (10/4): What a coincidence that Robert Scoble just posted The suits vs. geeks  

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Indecent Proposal

Should the embedded player not work on your feed, watch the video here.  It is … “priceless”. smile_wink