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What is He Smoking? “Military Management: The New Trend for Small Business”

I generally like Small Business Trends , sometimes even quote their material, but I can’t help but wonder what Jack Yoest (second from left on this 1978 photo) is doing there.

He seems to think that there is a new trend in small businesses, the desire to run a company like a military unit. Wow… I don’t know where he observes this “trend” – I for one tend to believe (small) businesses are better off with a team of partners and collaborators than a military organization. In fact not only smalls ones, but reality is that the collaborative model is a lot more difficult to maintain in a large organization. In fact it’s no wonder that several army commanders make it to the management ranks of the Fortune 1000. (On a personal note, I had the misfortune to “serve” under a Navy Captain turned into Corporate VP who resorted to shuffling around his management team every 6 months or so, and was a master of alienating customers…)

This is not the first time Jack mixes the corporate world with small businesses: 10 Reminders for Effective Management is supposed to be advice to small business owners, but it sounds to me like the typical 80’s corporate mid-manager’s survival guide, as in “how to BS your way through your career, looking busy while doing nothing“. Back then I was wondering if it was a serious article or a satirical piece. Apparently not. Too bad for small businesses. At least for those that buy his teaching.

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Venture Zine

David Hornik talks about building a company on a shoestring – or “One Red Paperclip and Some Worm Poop“. Now, that’s an interesting combination.
I understand the “poop part” – it refers to TerraCycle, a company making plant food and pesticides out of waste, packaging it in recycled material at a plant largely equipped with donated machines and furniture. Even their PR coverage is largely free, thanks to the charismatic founder and some marketing tricks – they make good story. So TerraCycle is a showcase of how to build something out of nothing, be profitable and help the environment.
It’s the red paperclip part that I have trouble with – it’s the story of a guy who started with one paperclip, and through only 14 consecutive deals he traded it up to a house. Sure, it’s a story of creativity and a good dose of luck, but as far as the trading partners are concerned… well, insanity is the first word that comes to my mind. I’m not sure I’d consider this an entrepreneurial model.

What happens when you combine MySpace with Second Life? You get SecondSpace. Well, not really, but I am not any closer to knowing what SecondSpace really is than Charlie O’Donnell is, who launched a contest to guess their business model. The award for the best guess is a Jamba Juice. The award for SecondSpace is $6.5M in VC funding. Oh, well, I am ready to launch ThirdSpace, the bidding starts at $10M … do I hear 11?

Talk about contests, Rhapsody has put together a contest to develop the best web service integration with Rhapsody. The winner gets a road trip for 2 to see their favorite band anywhere in the world. – Hey, that beats a Jamba Juice! Fred Wilson, who pointed us to the news is one of the four judges.

Peter Rip’s VC Binds that Tie is a must-read, providing the insider view of the motivations of VC#1 bringing another VC into the syndication whether the startup founder is comfortable with it or not. It is based on an actual story where the Founder came back to him for advice, even though he had previously turned his funding quest down – I guess it tells volumes about Peter, the Founder must have really been impressed.

Still on the subjects of how to know which VC is right for your startup, avoid “cheap” ones, like “Valley VC” in Rick Segal’s post. How does Rick always come up with good stories? His posts are always entertaining, I’d read them just for his metaphors. This time it’s the toilet seat experiment and managing developer’s understanding of customers’ comfort zone. As Scoble says: “Always thinking outside the box. Or, in this case, off the throne. ;-)
As for the Home Depot mission, Rick, in the true spirit of supporting startups, I suggest you check out Brondell. 🙂

Venture capitalists awash with cash — may soon beg you to take some” – reports Matt Marshall at the SiliconBeat. he goes on: “So it’s a great time to be a small or even large company looking to snag cash from these firms. Disclosure: You may have to certify that you are alive and breathing to get some of this dough, but that may be about all.” ;-)

Buying Time is often justifiable, but it’s costly, and don’t just think of direct cost (your burn rate), but the opportunity cost of nor being on the market, and the breathing time you just gave your competitors. Fred Wilson is clearly suspect of buying time when it’s to make a decision, especially employee-related ones: chances are you really only bought time, not any more information….

Will Price announces Hummer Winblad’s funding of Krillion, a “brand new service that makes it easy to find key products in the best stores in your local neighborhood.” I’ve always thought the Venture Community pretty much agrees on not having top-heavy startup teams -see recent posts on the subject by Ed Sim, Dharmesh Shah and yours truly, and also a quote from Mayfield’s Allen Morgan:

Almost no early-stage startup seeking VC funding should ever have one founder as the “CEO” and another as “President” or “Chief Operating Officer”. This is almost always a sign of title inflation (usually to assuage someone’s ego). Almost guaranteed, any startup that has both a CEO and a President/COO has the wrong person in one or the other (or both) of those roles. This sort of title inflation and proliferation is almost always – like most other “contortions” of the standard org chart – a red flag to VC’s. Can easily be taken to indicate that some of the co-founders are more worried about titles (and ego’s) than success.”

Apparently Hummer Winblad did not consider Krillion having a CEO and a COO before they even launch – or perhaps there were way too many green flags to counter the red one:-) I’d love to hear Will on this.

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You Don’t Really Need a New Idea to get Funded

spreadshirt.gifI’ve discussed the value of a nouveau idea and being first to market on several occasions. In short, I strongly belive ideas are not enough, it’s all about execution, and being first may help especially if your business is built on the network effect (e.g. Digg), but often the second, third entrant to the market will execute better.

I guess today’s funding news by SiliconBeat proves that you really don’t need to do something”new” to get funded: online T-shirt company Spreadshirt picked up a few million$ from Accel. T-shirt printing? How boring. No fun, no “changing the world”, just printing money .. .I mean t-shirts Apparently the market is huge, it bears more than a few players (current big names are Zazzle and CafePress). But don’t rush to Sand Hill Road with your T-shirt business plan just yet: these guys are not beginners, they’ve proven themselves growing their business for four years. The company was founded by 2 students in Leipzig (former East Germany) 3 years after the fall of Communism (hey, they learned capitalism fast!), and since has sold over half a million products.

Encouraged by this I’ve created my own “business plan”: sign up as an Affiliate and get rich based on a banner ad right here: however, I gave up when I saw the long list of questions on the signup page

Update (7/20): Sean Murphy reminds me of CustomInk.com, another major player in the business. And talk about ideas, their importance in success, well, here’s the other extreme: Top 10 Dumbest Online Business Ideas That Made It Big Time. (hat tip to Eszter)


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Helping Bloggers in India

India is a democracy, I simply don’t believe the current blog censorship will stay in force for very long… but for now it hurts. I myself have Indian readers, and I also follow some blogs based in India, in our global world I’m sure most of my readers do so. Bloggers from all around the world are trying to help. Here are just two of several resources: India Censored, Bloggers Collective.

I’d like to do my little bit, in case the ways to circumvent to blockage don’t work for someone, I’m offering my fellow bloggers from India a temporary home for your thoughts; email me your articles and I’ll publish them on my blog, under your name. (My email is the domain name of this blog at gmail)

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Elections Radically Revamped

theonion.PNGOfficials at the U.S. Federal Election Commission stressed that voting should be used for entertainment purposes only, saying that the actual odds of a citizen making a difference are 1 in 440,000.”

Read about the new Scratch ‘N Win Ballots at The Onion.

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Microsoft: Crimes Against the English Language Quantified :-)

Ethan “Zvents” Stock caught yet-another-incomprehensible-corporate-press-release:

Nortel and Microsoft Form Strategic Alliance to Accelerate Transformation of Business Communications: Shared vision for unified communications to drive new growth opportunities for both companies.

No, this is not the first paragraph, it’s just the title. A crime against the English Langue, says Ethan, and I agree. Ethan contrasts it to “the gold standard for communicating meaning without baloney“: Winston Churchill’s famous final paragraph of his 1940 “We shall fight on the beaches” speech.

I thought I’d run som numbers on these two gems.

The Gunning-Fog Readability Test is a rough measure of how many years of schooling it would take for someone to understand the content. The lower the number, the more understandable the content is. Results over seventeen are reported as seventeen, where seventeen is considered post-graduate level.

  • Microsoft-Nortel: 17 (maxed out at post-graduate level)
  • Winston Churchill: 12.66

For reference, here are some typical index scores:

6 TV guides, The Bible, Mark Twain
8 Reader’s Digest
8 – 10 Most popular novels
10 Time, Newsweek
11 Wall Street Journal
14 The Times, The Guardian
15 – 20 Academic papers
Over 20 Only government sites can get away with this, because you can’t ignore them.
Over 30 The government is covering something up

My own little test shows most business blogs are in the 8-10 range. Ethan scores 9.83, I am rated 8.38.

Now, let’s take another most scientific test: the Gematriculator. “The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.” The results:

  • Microsoft-Nortel: 50% Evil, 50% Good
  • Winston Churchill: 29% Evil 71% Good

  • Your site: ___ (?)

Now, if you ask me, no, I don’t believe in pseudo-science… but it’s 105 degrees outside

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spam.icio.us

There is a somewhat lesser known feature in del.icio.us: you can send sites to your friends/colleagues…etc feed readers by using the for:username tag. I’ve been using it for a while, when I want to point to articles relevant to my friends’ businesses; it’s a real timesaver, I don’t have to wrap the URL in courtesies and make it an email.

But Steve Rubel is proposing something that smells SPAM to me:

You could send the message to several people all at once, including all of the most prolific bookmarkers on the site.

Open letters are just one possibility here. What if PR pros used this methodology to pitch reporters and/or bloggers who frequent del.icio.us regularly? You could pitch 10 reporters at once in an open way.

I normally like Steve’s ideas, but this is just wrong. Del.icio.us will be spammed, with or without Steve, but at least don’t welcome it…

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RFID Passports beginning in late August – and they’re Completely hackable

Imagine being overseas and your identity being available for the taking – your nationality, your name, your passport number. Everything. .. AND IT GETS BETTER…The equipment needed to skim an RFID chip neither has to be large nor expensive. Nokia sells cell phones capable of reading RFID chips. Texas Instruments sells kits to do the same thing.

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Bush’s Candid Moment – Take #2 :-)

This morning I am getting a surprisingly large number of hits on an older post: Bush’s Candid Moment. They candid part in that video:

“WOMAN: … and I’m sorry I’m rambling on like I have
BUSH: So was I though, for like an hour –
[laughter]”

But why are people reading it today? Let’s look at the visitor log: the typical search-terms are Bush, candid, video. Gotcha! They are loking for the President’s unguarded comments he slipped to British PM Tony Blair before lunch at the G8 summit:

See, the irony is, what they really need to do is to get Syria to get Hizbollah to stop doing this s**t,”

Seconds later Tony Blair discovered the microphone was on, and switched it off before responding.

Watch the video on Sky News. I wonder how long before this shows up on Youtube, which just announced it is serving up a hundred millionvideos a day….


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Email is Still Not Dead

( Updated )
Yet-another-email-is-dead-article, this time from the Chicago Tribune, via Paul Kedrosky. It’s the same old argument: teenagers using IM, or increasingly SMS, instead of email which they find cumbersome, slow and unreliable – hence email usage will decline.

I beg to disagree. Sure, I also get frustrated by the occasional rapid-fire exchange of one-liners, when by the 15th round we both realize the conversation should have started on IM. Most of teenagers’ interaction is social, immediate, and SMS works perfectly well in those situations.

But ask teenage entrepreneur Ben Casnocha how many emails he receives and responds to daily on his Blackberry, even while sitting in class – I know first hand he responds fast. We all enter business, get a job..etc sooner or later, just not at age 12 like Ben with. Our communication style changes along with that – often requiring to a build-up of logical structure, sequence, or simply a written record of facts, and email is vital for this type of communication.

Email is being “attacked” from another direction though: for project teams, planning activity, collaboratively designing a document, staging an event… etc email is a real wasteful medium. Or should I say, it’s the perfect place for information to get buried. This type of communication is most effective using a wiki.

No, email is not dead, and it won’t be any time soon. But we all have to learn to use the right tool in the right situation.

Update (7/20): A day after my post the Email is Dead discussion flares up again:

Update (9/7) Rod Boothby created this chart:

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