
I doubt it’s real, but like it anyway 
hat tip: Mark Pincus
Tags: Bush, King George, King George Bush, Politics, Humor, Political Humor
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I doubt it’s real, but like it anyway 
hat tip: Mark Pincus
Tags: Bush, King George, King George Bush, Politics, Humor, Political Humor

This is a correction to my earlier post: Google to Acquire the World. With Bill Clinton at the helm, obviously the acquirer will be Microsoft. (via Chris Selland)
Update (4/19): If Bill Clinton can become President at Microsoft, why not Scoble for President (of the USA). Which is a bigger promotion? ![]()
Related posts:
Tags: Google, Microsoft, Clinton, Bill Clinton, Humor

(Updated)
This is either a joke, or a new super-stealth social network started by Friendster Founder Jonathan Abrams: Socializr.
There is no trace of Socializr on the Net other than a job-listing for ….. drumroll:
Executive Assistant to the CEO ! Wow!

Hm… just in case it is real, and you, my favorite reader know someone for the job, feel free to forward it – we’ll both receive a commission.
Update (1/12):
Update (2/2): This post is getting a lot of readers from TechCrunch today. If any one of my readers can shed light on Socializr, please feel free to comment. Thanks.
Update (2/6): Rumor: Google to buy Friendster. Hard to believe (SiliconBeat)
Update (10/15): Techcrunch about Friendster.
Tags: Friendster, Socializr, Jonathan Abrams, Hiring, Social Networks, Flickr, Startup

By Underwatertimes.com News Service (via Nova)
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The power of love Photo: Joe Kot |
Eilat, Israel (December 29, 2005 ) Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel’s leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
“The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down,” the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy’s trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and “talked the idea over with the fellow,” who apparently consented.
‘I’m not a pervert’
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
“I’m the happiest girl on earth,” the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. “I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,” she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
“But what kind of children would they have?” one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
Video: British Heiress Marries Dolphin
(after numerous attempts the NBC site told me the video would only work on IE. What a joke, in 2006)

The talent to produce satirical / scandalous (pick one) videos.
Video scandal rocks S.F. police, says the Chronicle. Hm.. Most Politically Incorrectly, I tend to side with Patrick, in that a stupid little prank got blown way out of proportion. Nevertheless, the genie is out of the bottle, and now there is no turning back.
But wait… if these videos were scandalous, then what exactly is the British Royal Navy’s interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody (by the Queen)? Produced on board the HMS Campbelltown while on patrol in the Indian Ocean:
If for some reason the embedded video does not play, watch it here.
Tags: SFPD, Navy, Royal Navy, Queen, Parody, Satire, Scandal, Police Video, Politics, Humor

Martha’s Apprentice candidates are preparing a commercial for Song. How fitting… a failed show promoting a failed airline:-(
Tags: Apprentice, Martha Stewart, RealityTV, reality show, Television, Song, Delta

(updated)
What’s Web 4.0? I don’t know, but I’m declaring it’s coming soon:-)
David Hornik talks about Social Networks 3.0, Phil Wainewright and others about Web 3.0 – I had to jump on the trend before becoming obsolete:-) Web 2.0 is so passe…
But back to 2.0 for a moment: we’re moving off the desktop onto the Web. We now have Writely, Meebo, Backpack, Goowy, Zimbra, Zvents, Zoozio , Eskobo… we may have Google Calendar soon.
AJAX Office everywhere. Some of these products/companies grew out of nowhere in 5–6 months. Which reminds me: where’s Chandler, years in the making?
Update (12/06) : Mitch Kapor just answered the “where is Chandler?” question. On second thought.. did he?
Update (1/29/08): Chandler: No Version 1.0 After 7 Years – Can it Survive Post-Kapor?
Tags: AJAX, AJAX Office, WebOffice, WebOS, Chandler, Web2.0, Web3.0, Web4.0, Humor, Writely, Meebo, Backpack, Goowy, Zimbra, Zvents, Google, Calendar, WebCalendar

Now matter how much ad-placement algorithms improve the inevitable mistake happens from time to time:
A story on news.com.au talks about how CIA prisons in Europe ‘closed’ and prisoners got relocated to somewhere in Afcrica in a rush prior to Secretary Rice’s visit to Europe. Check out the ad served up right of the article. Quite a gem.
Previously mentioned “gems”:

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