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Social Drinkers Earn More

The study published in the Journal of Labor Research Thursday concluded that drinkers earn 10 to 14 percent more than teetotalers, and that men who drink socially bring home an additional seven percent in pay.

Social drinking builds social capital,” said Edward Stringham, an economics professor at San Jose State University and co-author of the study with fellow researcher Bethany Peters.”  (full article here)

What can I say … I surrender:-)   Want to do even better?  Forget beer, drink red wine, for the health benefits. Oh, and to support the local economy – at least us, Californians

 

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Dunn-less HP Still Has Baggage

So finally Pat Dunn is gone.  Completely, immediately.  This is definitely better than the lame half-steps the board originally took, keeping her as Chairman for 4 more months, and as Board member even longer.

Too bad she (they) waited long enough to get her inducted in the Bay Area Business Hall of Fame Shame.  How pathetic.  But wait, there is more. ZDnet reports that HP is the “sole corporate sponsor of the Privacy Innovation Awards that are going to be handed out next month at a gala event in Toronto.”

Insert your own punch line: Hewlett-Packard Co., the Palo Alto-based technology company facing federal and state investigations over spying on board members and journalists, is cosponsor of an award for “privacy innovation.”

Lovely. I guess in HP-speak Spying=”Privacy Innovation”.  Talk about HP in the post-Dunn period, I still maintain what I said before we knew that Mark Hurd may be involved, too:

“Mark Hurd will be the new Chairman while keeping his CEO position. He may be the savior of HP and untainted by the current scandal, but the separation of CEO and Chairman roles is a fundamental principle of good Corporate Governance.”

Messr. Hewlett and Packard are still turning in their graves.

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Who Needs the $100 Laptop? Just "Borrow" one from the Government

The Federal Government seems to be in the business of giving away free computers… how else could we explain that “More than 1,100 laptop computers have vanished from the Department of Commerce since 2001” ? (source: Washignton Post).

The second part of the quote is even scarier: “including nearly 250 from the Census Bureau containing such personal information as names, incomes and Social Security numbers, federal officials said yesterday.”

Gee. I don’t even want to think trough the privacy implications.   Scott McNealy was right.

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Colbert Beats Chuck Norris in Budapest

About two months ago the Government of Hungary announced a public online poll to determine the name of a new bridge to be built over the river Danube in Budapest. They probably expected a famous Hungarian statesmen, hero, poet or musician’s name to emerge at the top of the list.

The only problem was, they left the vote wide open, and in the early rounds Chuck Norris took the lead. That is, until Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert sensed a historic opportunity: he called his loyal viewers to vote on him.

They certainly did, and when the poll was closed, Steven Colbert beat out Chuck Norris, John Stewart and all famous Hungarians, accumulating over 17 million votes.  That’s only a mere 7 million votes than the entire population of Hungary.

To announce the results, Hungary’s Ambassador to the US, Andras Simonyi came to the show.

He handed Colbert an official document pronouncing him the winner of the contest.  He also spelled out two minor conditions:

  • Colbert has to become fluent in Hungarian
  • Colbert has to be dead

The first one may not be such a deal, after Colbert correctly pronounced the word “bridge: in Hungarian, the Ambassador declared him fluent enough.  The second condition is a bit tougher: unlike the US, Hungarians name their public places after deceased famous people. That said, Hungarians are entrepreneurial enough to find some solution.  The Ambassador provided Colbert with a Hungarian passport and some Hungarian currency, inviting him to the construction site:  “Once you’re there, we’ll find a way to deal with this minor issue…

Will Colbert take the chance?

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Size Matters

Apparently Katie Couric is not the only one who can easily lose 20 pounds by some photo-processing wizardry. The magic is available to anyone, and it does not even require a conspiring press department, or even Photoshop knowledge.

The slimming goodness comes to you thanks to HP, the company that introduced a line of digital cameras that can slim anyone’s waistline.

The demo video on HP’s site is worth watching. (hat tip: Ho John Lee).

I see unlimited potential here: if you can slim, why not add, too, at the right places? We can all have a custom-tailored body. And to be PC and balanced, yes, guys could use some “enhancement” too… no, not *that* ..Were talking about decent pics here…although reading this, who knows what the norm is anymore….

Well, since you brought it up, how about 9 inches? Isn’t that too big?

(Seeing the photo of The Swiss Army Giant Knife) I think we can agree that 9 inches are too big to be useful…

Back to the HP cameras, this is the kind of enhancement I had in mind, but without the steroids or hard work. Oh, and not in 12 weeks, but 12 seconds.

Warning to journalists, writers and corporate Board members: if you received a camera as a gift from HP, have it *de-bugged*. According to leaks from usually well-informed sources, some units included HP’s experimental feature: the camera may listen in on your electronic communication and secretly report back to HP HQ.

Update (827/07):  According to this TechCrunch story, FotoFlexer now allows you to make body parts look larger or smaller 😉

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Blogger Hypocrisy

I can’t help but laugh at the hypocrisy of the blogger who posts this:

FUCK YOU

and allow me to add

 

but has this reminder at the “leave a comment” area:

Be nice or be gone. If you disagree with me or a commenter then attack the idea not the writer. If you can’t be nice don’t bother writing as I won’t post it.

How pathetic… and no, I am not linking to him.

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Scammers Hitting Australia Today

The last thing I expected is that my blog becomes a way to track the path of an international scam campaign.  All I did ( or so I thought) was let some steam off when I posted Scammers Are Getting Smart a good week ago.  I guess:

  • the scam was first insignificant enough that only I posted about it, thus getting the #1 position on Google for the search term “Krbill.llc”
  • than it got widespread enough that a lot of people are actually searching for it… I am getting a lot of hits on this post. ( I wish some of the more thoughtful, analytical posts saw this kind of traffic).

Today must be the day of the Australia is invaded: I am seeing hundreds of hits all coming from Google Australia.

I’d like to repeat I am not a scam or security expert, but several commenters to the original post suggested a hidden iframe on the web page will attempt to place malware on your computer, so all I can suggest is:

  • do not click the link
  • delete the offending email
  • run full antivirus and spyware scans.

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15 Aliens ICE’d in Roswell

Finally we have evidence there really are aliens in Roswell, GA. NM. (thanks for the correction, Vinnie!) Not little green ones … well, perhaps little, but definitely not green.  They must have successfully assimilated, for ICE, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement mistakenly thinks  they are human citizens of Mexico, El Salvador and Guatemala.

They were caught in the act of painting U.S. military aircraft, including a Lockheed C-130.  Not as part of same alien / terrorist conspiracy, but on the payroll of a US military contractor.

The aliens will be processed, which includes thorough background checks, then beamed back to their land of origin.

(source: ICE news release)

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How To Tell an Employee She Should Lose Weight

HR Pro’s are getting a heart attack about now… you can’t! At least not in the US.

Well, CBS may have found a way to hint at it, without actually saying so: they took a photo of Katie Couric and published a version showing some Photoshop wizardry: she lost a good 20 pounds.

Couric, who was made aware of the picture’s alteration yesterday, joked that she liked the original better.

“There’s more of me to love,” she quipped.

(full story at the New York Post)

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Women 2.0 Party

I should read the PR 2.0 blog more often.  A lot more often.  Here’s the invitation I missed:

You’re Invited – Women 2.0 Party Today  Wow!  Woman 2.0 – Peter Rip should update his Everything 2.0 list now.

Here’s a set of photos from the previous Women 2.0 Party.  But wait…  where are the women?

Guys, you’re nice and everything… but if this is what 2.0 means, I’d rather stay with Women 1.0

Update (8/28): Stowe, what’s on your mind?

Update (9/3):  Valleywag shows an improved photo

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