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Items to Avoid Aboard a Flight: Dell, Apple Laptops and…Penis Pumps

As I reported before, Qantas airlines restricts the use of Dell computers on board their aircraft; other airlines may follow suit, and with Apple joining the battery-recall, perhaps Mac’s get on the restricted list, too.

But this is minor inconvenience compared to the trouble carrying a … penis pump (*blush*) can get you into, reports the Chicago Sun Times:

“The female airport security guard held the small, black, squeezable rubber object she’d just plucked out of Mardin Amin’s backpack, and eyed it suspiciously.

Standing next to his mother, an embarrassed Amin whispered out of one corner of his mouth that it was a “pump” — as in a penis pump. The guard misunderstood the Iraqi man and thought she heard the word “bomb,” Amin’s attorney told a Cook County judge Wednesday.

“He told her it’s a pump,” attorney Eileen O’Neill-Burke said as a cluster of burly, snickering police officers watched the court proceedings. “He’s standing with his mother. Of course he’s not going to shout this out.”

But after listening to the female guard testify she heard Amin “clearly” say the word bomb during the Aug. 16 incident at O’Hare Airport, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was enough evidence for the case to move forward. Amin, 29, is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted.”

Oh, well, judges have their way with penis pumps:  in unrelated news, former Oklahoma Judge Donald Thompson was sentenced to 4 years in prison for repeatedly using a penis pump – during trials he presided over in his courtroom.

I’m starting to think these pumps are really not worth all the trouble. After all,  Small is the New Big

Perhaps it’s time to update the list of things to avoid during air travel:

  • sex toys
  • your mother
  • thick accent

or any combination of the above.

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Vista Startup Sound – Blind Ignorance

(Updated)
Vista beta testers mad about forced startup sound – reported Robert Scoble yesterday.  What several testers observed was that the Windows startup sign can not be turned off.   Naive me, this is how I tried to calm down the “mad users” in a comment:

“Oh, for God’s sake it can’t possibly be by design… It’s a beta, and with Microsoft’s so-called stable products being so buggy, what do you expect? Just be happy it doesn’t force an automatic reboot every 30 minutes :-)

Yeah, right. Today the story continues, as Robert interviewed Steve Ball, group program manager for the Windows Audio Video Excellence team (basically, the team that builds the stuff that plays audio and video in Windows).”   Wow, thank God they have an entire team for that!  But it gets better: they hired famous guitarist Robert Fripp for the job.  Geez, just give me a machine that boots fast and doesn’t crash, I’ll get my music on my own! yell

And here’s the best part from Steve Ball:

This will be a non-customizable sound, and that’s been part of the plan for Windows Vista for many months, he said.
However, the plan might change and Steve Ball is reading all the feedback, both on blogs, and in the newsgroups for beta testers, and his team is considering all of this stuff and still has not made final decisions (although they’ve spent a lot of time already arguing this stuff out and are heading down a path of making this a non-customizable sound that can’t be turned off, just like the Xbox has today).

“Why the hell would you want to do this in the first place?” he told me is a common question.”

Wow. If he really can’t think of a reason, how about  this:  has it ever occurred to anyone that some of us Microsoft-slaves might just wake up in the wee hours and want to work (i.e. turn on the computer) without waking up the family?

I am fuming… this is yet another case of product-focused thinking ignoring users. cry

Update (8/24):  Here’s another scenario, from a comment to Scoble’s blog:

I really hope this isn’t true. If it is, we’ll never deploy Windows Vista in a clinical environment or care setting. We currently have Windows 2000 PCs running in very sensitive care environments that need constant reboots — if the system is forcing the startup sound to play, regardless of other settings, that could be very disruptive to a care environment without us have to take unnecessary steps to mitigate the noise. Microsoft, _think_ about your users not yourselves!”

Another commenter sums it up perfectly:

Microsoft is still doing what Microsoft does best, telling their customers that Microsoft owns their computer and not them.”

Better yet, just watch this video.

Also read Silence is Golden by Michael Parekh.

Update (9/23): Microsoft listens, after all, says Scoble.  They are making the sound optional.

 

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TechCrunch Getting a Facelift Again?

The focus of the announcement is the launch of TechCrunch UK.  But that’s not all, towards the end Mike casually mentions:

“For those of you who’ve asked, we’ll be moving all of our sites over to this new design in the coming weeks.”

There are subtle differences between the two versions now, so this facelift will definitely not be as dramatic as the previous one.  But if you ask me (I know, no-one really asked me), I still prefer the Classic TechCrunch designed by Frederico Oliveira. 

 

 

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Technorati Gone Crazy This Morning

Impossible to sign in; you get thrown back to the sign-in page. That means no account info, no favorites, stats… etc. What a morning 🙁

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Dell: Don’t Leave Home *With* It…

…At least not if you want to fly. 

After the well-publicized Dell-explosions and a recall of over 4 million batteries (made by Sony) Qantas Airlines issued new rules:  travelers are allowed to bring their Dells on board, however, they can only use them if they first remove the battery, then plug it into an outlet – which is only available on business- and first class.

Security at some airports apparently goes a bit further:

“One passenger who flew out of Canberra on a Qantas flight on Monday reported that he and his colleagues had encountered security personnel removing the batteries from all Dell computers, and taping up the contact points on the battery ” – reports the Sydney Morning Herald.

I guess from  now on there are three classes of notebooks: the Mac, the Win and the Dell.

Also read  Engadget, Gizmodo and The Unofficial Apple Weblog.

Update (8/24):  As Jim points out in a comment below, after Dell now Apple issued a battery-recall, too.  I suspect the story is far from being over, a lot of other manufacturers use Sony’s batteries.

Update (9/6):  Korean Air joined the ban, in fact they go a step further: passengers have to remove the batteries and pack them in their check-in luggage.

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No Kidding – Superpapa of 370 Children Arrested

A man known as ”Superpapa” who says he took advantage of a quirk in German laws to adopt more than 300 children worldwide has been arrested on suspicion of violating laws on child rearing in Paraguay, authorities said Tuesday.

According to the police statement, Hass said he adopted more than 370 children of different ages in countries worldwide, including Russia, Romania, India and Pakistan with the intent of taking them to Germany to collect a government subsidy of €200 (US$260) a month for each under Germany’s child protection laws.

(read full article at AP

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Watch Out for Zoho

I declared the Zoho Suite complete exactly 2 months ago, when they released Zoho Show.  However, there is always complete … and even more complete 🙂  And the Zoho guys are getting cute: they want you to guess what’s next.

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Disk Drive: 1956-2006. R.I.P.

Alright, I’m the first to admit the title is exaggerating, the disk drive still has a long life- but the replacement is here.

In an ironic coincidence on the very day Mike Parekh and Will Price are celebrating the disk drive’s 50th birthday (the first IBM unit weighed over 1 tons and held 5MB), CNet reports Samsung’s launch of its diskless portables.

There are absolutely no moving parts in these beauties. “Samsung claims the new model can boot up 25 to 50 per cent faster than conventional laptops as it has a read speed of 53MB per second and a write speed of 28MB per second.”

Faster, but smaller, the current flash storage size is 32G – perfectly enough for an Office 2.0 workhorse.  Just like the computer  commenters to my “Safer Office” post dreamed of. 

Using web-based applications like the Zoho Suite, Flickr, Zooomr, why would I need more storage?

Of course for the foreseeable future we still need larger and larger disks – but let the guys at Omnidrive, box.net, Mozy..etc deal with them. After all, there are people holding up the “Cloud”

Update (9/25): Check out Engadget on the Samsung Q1-SSD

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AOL Heads Roll: I Wish All My Predictions Came True This Fast

The AOL Clusterfuck (pardon my French, I couldn’t resist quoting Mike) became a significant milestone for my blog.  All I did was browse around on a Sunday afternoon, when everybody else (i.e. sane people) was probably outdoors.  I sensed something big, and as such, my piece, AOL Just Did the Unthinkable – Boycott AOL? was one of the first (the second, to be exact) to report the AOL fiasco.

It got on TechMeme, Reddit and a number of secondary aggregators – that lazy Sunday evening saw 3,5K visitors , and Monday about 11K.  (That free bandwidth upgrade from BlogHarbor came just in time, thanks, John). I got quoted in mainstream publications, even in the #1 newsportal in Hungary, and received a voicemail from a WSJ journalist.  The reader-invasion dropped since then, and settled at double what I had before.  What can I say… it still was a cl*** (OK, I am not gonna repeat it), but hey, thank you, AOL.

As for the prediction, here’s a quote from my original piece:

Update #1 (8/6): I’m going out on a limb here with this prediction: as they realize the magnitude of what they did (or if they don’t, due to the PR nightmare) AOL will apologize, the fingerpointing starts and heads will roll. They will remove the download link. Not before anyone who wanted the data will have obtained it though.”

Let’s see:

  • Apology happened the day after
  • Download link was removed the same day, within hours
  • Heads are rolling now

Now that its’ proven I have the magic power, I need to be careful what I predict next: something to do with my career, financial status, marital status… ?  Oh, well, predicting is a lot of work 🙂

Update (8/21):  Enterprise 2.0 is deleted from Wikipedia, but Clusterfuck has an entry. What the f..  cluster:-)

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Nokia Can’t Keep Up with Demand for $5K+ Vertu Phones

The luxury unit of the world’s top mobile handset maker Nokia, Vertu, has seen strong demand this year and is struggling to increase production to keep up, a senior official said on Thursday.

Vertu targets wealthy customers by producing very costly mobile phones made from platinum, gold and diamonds.

“At the moment we cannot meet demand. Sales are more than doubling this year. We hope that pace will continue also next year,” Chris Harris, Vertu’s marketing director, told Reuters on the sidelines of a news conference.”  (Reuters via WeirdTechNewsHub)

Geez, Jeff, you’ve got the wrong one!  🙂

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