12 Satellite Dishes, 5000+ Channels, 32 TV Sets.
Humor, Misc November 30th, 2005
No, I don’t have all those.
Al Jessup has the 12 dishes, beaming in over 5000 TV and radio channels:
(The Register-Herald, via Bareknucklepolitics)
But where to watch all this? He only has 3 TV sets in the house … perhaps he should join forces with Webster McBride of Berkeley, CA, who collected 32 TV sets .. some used as patio furniture.
“Share Your Pain” – Windows Torture
Humor, Software November 29th, 2005
Anyone using a Windows computer must have seen this screen way too many times. My very unscientific estimate is that
– about a third of us send the error report
– another third does not for fear of getting caught with “grey” programs on their system
– the rest don’t cause they are just too frustrated…
Well, if you look at this 4-minute video, you will be motivated to click “send” from now on… (hat tip: OnlyOnce)
Full Feeds or Nothing – but that’s just my vote
Blogging, Business, Collaboration, Software November 27th, 2005
(updated)
The partial vs. full feed debate is back. Duncan at Blog Herald provides an overview of the debate.
I’ve always made my preference for full feed clear, yet I am still reading your partial feeds, Duncan
Admittedly, it’s mostly scanning nowadays, I just don’t take the time to click and go to your site that often – in this respect I take Robert Scoble’s side.
Dave Winer adds his preference for full feeds, but notes that excerpts are OK, if they are intelligent summaries, not the first x words auto-truncated. My sour point, exactly: I don’t mind taking the extra step and edit the summary, but my blogging platform does not allow selective use of excerpts / summaries / full text the way I like:
- Full post in the RSS feed
- Auto-created excerpt (say, first 100 words) on the Blog Main Page, with manual override option
- Hand-edited 2–3 line summary that other blogs can use in the trackback detail.
John Roberts votes for excerpts, since he likes to scan fast, and only occasionally read full posts. Well, yes, but that’s what RSS Readers are for: as James Robertson explains, use one that shows summaries in one pane, full downloaded text in another – Tom Raftery joins in, and so do I.
At the end of the day it comes down to why we are blogging. Those of us who want to share our views, want to be heard on certain subjects and look at blogging simply as a way to carry out a conversation, will likely prefer full feeds. I am in that club and simply think that in this world of infoglut either you make reading your blog convenient, or expect to lose readers who will just move on to others serving up similar content in a more convenient way. That said, I fully understand bloggers whose primary reason to blog is revenue-generation; content is secondary, just a means to attrack readers and get the click the ads. Of course they will always want readers to come to their site, thus only providing a partial feed. For them, it’s a business after all.
Update (12/8): Excerpted Feeds are Evil
Update (12/30): Post full feeds. Please. (WeBreakStuff)
Update ( 2/21):
Tags: blogs, blogging, feed, full feed, RSS, feed reader, rss reader, scoble, scobleizer
Only in San Francisco…
Bay Area November 27th, 2005
Resumercial: Another Business Process ReEngineered
Blogging, Business, Humor, Marketing / PR, Misc November 27th, 2005
(updated)
Just minutes after I posted “ Rebates: the Business Process that will Never be Re-engineered “ I’ve discovered Resumercial, a completely reenginered approach to the process of getting hired – or not. Watch the video here. (originally found on digg)
Kudos for creativity. Too bad he applied for a Product Management position and failed to mention a single word of his qualification in that area. Oh, well, perhaps this was just the beta, and he’ll fix it by Rel 1.0. Actually, that might be smart when you apply to Google .. after all, most of their products are in permanent Beta…
Talk about releases… have you noticed how I use the term ReEnginered? That’s the web-version (albeit 1.0), using the form Re-enginered would have been sooooo 90’s
Update (12/8): I don’t know if Resumercial worked or not, but here’s another approach, that apparently works: Hire Me, Google.
Tags: Hiring, Job Market, Job Applications, Google, Re-engineering, Reenginering, Resumercial
Rebates: the Business Process that will Never be Re-engineered
Business, Customer Service November 27th, 2005
Winnie Mirchandani started a series of posts on business processes that badly need “angioplasty“. Processing rebates is certainly a most convoluted process – unfortunately by design. As Business Week points out, 40% of all rebates never get redeemed – and the industry counts on it.
- My best rebate experience:
- Costco. Simple, online rebate processing, prompt payment, online audit available for years.
- Worst rebate experience:
- Handspring
(The Palm spinoff reunited with Palm again). Sent in not only
paperwork, but an actual, working older Palm III as trade-in
unit. The $100 rebate never arrived, not even after numerous
phone-calls and emails. They demanded copies of everything – but
of course I can’s just copy the trade-in unit. My
loss: $100 rebate, $50 trade-in value for the old Palm, about a
full day of my time fighting the bureaucracy. Did they lose
me as a customer? No.. still purchased all subsequent Treo
models:-(
Christmas shopping season is here, and we’re
all loyal players in the Grand Customer Deception game … I’m afraid the
angioplasty won’t be performed any time soon.
Tags: rebate, rebates, customer service, customer disservice, retail, deception, business process
The Authentic Web 2.0 Validator
Business, Humor, Software, Startups November 26th, 2005
Forget checklists, playing the Web Bingo … go to the one-and-only automated Web 2.0 authentication tool (hat tip: Vinnie Mirchandani).
Here’s the verdict on just how compliant some blogs are:
- techcrunch 8 out of 17
- crunchnotes 2 out of 18
- businessweek/the_thread/blogspotting/ 5 out of 18
- battellemedia/ 2 out of 17
- dealarchitect.typepad 14 out of 20
- micropersuasion/ 7 out of 14
- blog.softtechvc/ 8 out of 19
- bubble20.blogspot 4 out of 19
- ross.typepad/ 4 out of 16
- sapventures.typepad 5 out of 16
- horsepigcow/ 10 out of 14
- Minding the Planet 6 out of 20
- zoliblog 6 out of 15
Oh, well, the Web 2.0 workgroup must be 100%, let’s see:
- web20workgroup/ 7 out of 18
How about some applications?
- zimbra 3 out of 15
- zvents 5 out of 18
- writely 1 out of 20
- sphere 3 out of 18
- meebo 0 out of 14
- loomia 6 out of 19
- Goowy 2 out of 17
- flock 4 out of 18
- TailRank 5 out of 19
- sqlfusion 2 out of 18
- 24sevenoffice 1 out of 17
Search Engines? Wow, look at who has the lead:
- google 1 out of 18
- yahoo 3 out of 17
- msn 4 out of 20
Surprising results from the “Old World“:
- sap 4 out of 17
- oracle 2 out of 19
- ibm 3 out of 16
- walmart 2 out of 18
- ge 3 out of 19
All right, for all of you not happy with your own score … do you have a suspicion? Confirm or clear it here.
Then, perhaps, buy the T-shirt here. (Charlie, I’m expecting a fat commission check…)
Update (11/16) : The Great Web 2.0 Joke List
Tags: bubble, Bubble 2.0, Compliance, entrepreneurship, Startup, techcrunch, Validator, web 2.0, Web20
Google’s Funny Error Messages
Humor, Personal Productivity, Software November 23rd, 2005
“We are sorry but we don’t have maps”. Then what do do they have?

Almost as funny as Gmails infamous “ Cross your fingers and try again in a few minutes” message.
Tags: Google, Maps, Google Maps, Humor
Ad-supported On-Demand ERP? No Way….
Business, ERP / CRM, Enterprise Software, Marketing / PR, SaaS, Software, Startups November 21st, 2005
(Updated)
Ad-supported content? Yes. Personal Productivity tools? Yes. Enterprise Software? No way. (IMHO)
There’s an interesting, Microsoft-induced debate at ZDNet re. the possibiliy of funding free On-Demand software via advertising:
- Ad-supported Windows and desktop apps?
- The ads are coming, the ads are coming
- Who could possibly benefit from ad-funded applications?
- Why does ad-supported software inspire such antagonism?
- Why not fund on-demand with … money?
It all started with Microsof app’s but from there it’s just a step to arrive to Gerge Colony of Forrester: “ I foresee a world in which even enterprise applications like financials, ERP (enterprise resource planning), and supply chain software will be advertising-funded.”
My take: that we have a lot of web-based content supported by ads is already a fact. Consumer software, personal productivity tools? Quite possible.
Enterprise Software is a different animal. Why? It is used by businesses, who have their own business processes and workflow. Clicking on ads would be a distraction from that business process, I can’t possibly see why companies would support it. True, there will be major changes in the delivery/ pricing model for enterprise software. When prices come down from the stratospheric heights set by Oracle, SAP et al and become more reasonable, a’la Salesforce, NetSuite, SugarCRM, 24SevenOffice, SmartCompany ..etc, my bet is companies would rather pay those prices then accept the productivity-loss caused by their employees clicking around the Net for hours a day…
Update (11/29) : SAP’s Jeff Nolan on Ad-supported Business Apps.
Tags: 24sevenoffice, advertising, Enterprise Software, erp, netsuite, On-Demand, oracle, salesforce.com, sap, SmartCompany, SugarCRM


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