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Twitter Hashtag Streams

Here’s a cleansed (PG-13?) and somewhat humorous (?) sampling of the recently trending #3wordsduringsex and 3wordsaftersex hashtags on Twitter:

You bent it!

is it in?

So it’s detachable?

damn she’s home

episode 3 begins….

who are you?

Got a Sister ?

moneys on dresser

That was all?

what’s ur name

again next year

where’s the exit ?

what was that?!

(Photo credit: Geek Mom Mashup)

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Atlassian $timulus Package Supports Charity. Two Days Left To Get Your (Almost) Free Confluence or Jira Licence.

This must be do-good-week.  Amongst all the talk about Ashton Kutcher’s challenge to CNN, how the follow-on Oprah show pushed Twitter to never-seen height, little attention was paid to the small fact that this initiative generated over $1 Million donations to Malaria No More.  Ashton started with his $100,000 check and was soon joined by Demi Moore, Ted Turner, Oprah and I don’t even know who else .. I lost count at $1M.   Hype aside, this is a major contribution to a good cause.

This week we’re also seeing a for-profit company, Atlassian drive to raise $100,000K for the benefit of Room to Read, an organization that builds schools, libraries in rural communities in Nepal, Cambodia, Vietnam, Bangladesh, Laos, Zambia …etc.  Doing good is in Atlassian’s DNA, likely coming from the co-Founder, who is a major Kiva Supporter.  His company had set up the Atlassian Foundation which donates basically 1% of everything:

  • 1% of company and employee time to Foundation projects
  • 1% of company equity to the Foundation
  • 1% of our products to non-profit groups

But wait!  This isn’t a post about charity only.  There’s a Deal in it for you!

The Atlassian $timulus package is a 5-day drive, during which you can get either Confluence, the excellent Enterprise Wiki, or Jira, the issue tracker – Atlassian’s first product that’s still an IT favourite  for $5 for 5 users.

Now I hear you ask: is that $5 per person per month?  That would by typical (actually low) pricing for most SaaS offerings.   NO!  It is:

  • A five-user licence (ie. $1 per person)
  • For a full year
  • For the full-featured entrerprise strenght products

My only regret is that it does not involve the hosted versions of these products.   But if it’s the downloadable, installable version, what’s this per year licence?  Most enterprise software is sold with a perpetual licence: you can use it forever.  But then the vendor pushes the (almost) mandatory maintenance fees to the tune of 20-25%, and major new releases every 4-5 years.

Atlassian does not play such games, their philosophy is transparency and simplicity. Software should be easy to learn, easy to use and easy to buy.  Hence the annual licence whish involves support. (Update: I misunderstood this part: the licence is a perpetual one, the additioal annual fees are for maintenance / support, and the are optional.)  And for comparison, the minimum annual licence for both Confluence and Jira is $1,200.

So Atlassian is essentially giving away $1,200 licences for free – but it’s actually a lot more.  This isn’t just your introductory price.  Customers who purchase during the $timulus week (only two days left) are locked in to their $1 per user price for the lifetime of the product, and those fees will be donated as well.   That goes way beyond giving up revenue – they can’t possibly provide support for $1 a year, so Atlassian is reaching into their pockets big time for years to come.

The initiative appears to be more wildly popular than they expected. The initial goal was to raise $25,000 for Room to Read, and they exceeded that target on the first day – hence the new objective of $100,000K.

Early this morning they were at 66% of the increased target:

Now, before someone thinks I am doing a paid commercial here: I am not receiving any form of compensation or incentive from Atlassian.  I simply like what they are doing.  A lot.

But I’m not naive.  This isn’t just charity.  It’s damned good marketing – in more ways then one.  First, as you may suspect is Brand recognition.

The second is perhaps less obvious: Atlassian’s initial product, Jira took several years to take off – the second, Confluence had much faster growth.  Part of their secret sauce has always been relying on a very loyal, very satisfied customer base, mostly IT-types who buy additional products from their trusted vendor.

So yes, Atlassian is seeding their market with thousands of free customers this week.  Which is fine, I’ve said before: you don’t have to be purely altruistic to do good.

Update: The Atlassian $timulus Package is now listed in Consumerist’s Morning Deals, along with Blu-Ray Discs and Casio Cameras 🙂

(Cross-posted from CloudAve. To stay abreast of news, analysis and just plain opinion on Cloud Computing, SaaS, Business grab the CloudAve Feed here.)

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*Chirpy, Chirpy – New Twitter Client DOA.

*chirp (won’t that asterisk in the front backfire with some search engines?) is supposedly the best, cutest, Twhirl-killer mother-of-all Twitter Client.  Except it’s Dead On Arrival. Read the full story here

..and in the meantime a little consolation prize:

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Is There a New Twitter to Blog Spam Bot?

An older post, If Scoble Thinks He Found Bad Startup Marketing, He Ain’t Seen Nothing received several comments, all showing the same structure, pointing back to Twitter accounts – some are clearly spam accounts with only this one update, but others appear to be real users, although I am not following any of them.

lbfd (LBFD) | January 13th, 2009 at 6:58 pm e

This is a test.

(This appears to be a spam account with no real content.)

aleslie2 (Art Leslie) | January 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm e

Hmmm … tweet completely disappeared. This is a test.

(This appears to be a real account.)

bisfourbritt (bisfourbritt) | January 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm e

This is a test. Nd it ends with no friends. We will go on…..untl it hurts

Zonin with loud shit tonightt hah

(This appears to be a real account.)

radiomanmic (Michael Grider) | January 13th, 2009 at 11:28 pm e

This is a test. Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.

(This appears to be a real account.)

deborahgtaylor (deborahgtaylor) | January 14th, 2009 at 6:10 am e

Is going to Brenham for a quilting lesson. This is a test.

(This appears to be a real account.)

cineola (cineola) | January 14th, 2009 at 7:14 am e

This is a test.

(This appears to be a spam account with no real content.)

Is there some new Twitter-to-Blog spam bot that I am not aware of?

Update:   There’s more now, on another post:

lbfd (LBFD) | January 13th, 2009 at 6:58 pm e

This is a test.

aleslie2 (Art Leslie) | January 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm e

Hmmm … tweet completely disappeared. This is a test.

bisfourbritt (bisfourbritt) | January 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm e

This is a test. Nd it ends with no friends. We will go on…..untl it hurts

Zonin with loud shit tonightt hah

radiomanmic (Michael Grider) | January 13th, 2009 at 11:28 pm e

This is a test. Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.

deborahgtaylor (deborahgtaylor) | January 14th, 2009 at 6:10 am e

Is going to Brenham for a quilting lesson. This is a test.

cineola (cineola) | January 14th, 2009 at 7:14 am e

This is a test.

sztelzer (Rodrigo Sztelzer) | January 14th, 2009 at 11:18 am e

Só bebo tequila. This is a test.This is a test.
http://tinyurl.com/7jww4a Só beberei tequila.

In the meantime I disabled the Tweetbacks WordPress Plugin, which had not properly installed anyway, to see if it has anything to do with the attack.

UpdateFollow-up thoughts @ CloudAve.

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Startups: Growth or Revenue First? The Case of Twitter and Yammer

The New York Times presents the perfect showcase for what I’ve been preaching in my recession / business models mini-series:

  • turn to businesses
  • stop poking around, create a valuable service
  • charge for it (yes, revenue is not a crime)

The showcase compares Twitter vs. Yammer and their categorically different approaches to business.

Twitter is the leading micro-blogging service – they have a strong brand with zero revenue.

Yammer , riding on Twitter’s coattails has followed the exact opposite model: focus on revenues from Day One.

Is one model better then the other?  Are they both sustainable, especially in a downturn?

Read more here

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Steve Jobs Panic – the Anatomy of Fake News on Twitter

I often praised Twitter for being first reporting breaking news – typical examples were several recent earthquakes in Japan, China, New Zealand…etc.

This morning’s news brought panic, as hundreds of Tweets reported:

Steve Jobs was rushed to ER after severe heart attack.

AAPL took a nosedive, then recovered.

Fortunately the news turned out to be bogus. Citizen journalism failed today.

Read the full chronology over @ CloudAve.

(Oh, and while at it, you may want to grab the CloudAve feed. Thank you.)

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Killing Two Birds with One $700B Stone

A hilarious “bailout” plan -  no, I haven’t made it up:

Twitter.com

I’m sorta liking the idea of selling Alaska to the Russians for $700B. Kills 2 birds with one stone.

10:14 AM September 26, 2008 from Identica

Favorite reply to cgerrish

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cgerrish

Cliff Gerrish

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Twitter Romance?

you know you are all grown up when you are purchasing your first very own toilet scrubber.

about 7 hours ago from web

Favorite reply to resawu

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resawu

Teresa Wu

And the response:

@resawu I’ve since purchased two toliet scrubbers along my path to adulthood. I think I’m pretty much ready for children now

about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to resawu

Favorite reply to danielha

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danielha

Daniel Ha

Well, it wouldn’t be the first one 🙂

Update:  Toilet’s indeed play an important role in a startup’s life.

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Email is Still Not Dead, and Won’t Be For a While

I can’t believe the email is dead theme, popped up again, this time on SocialMediaToday, originally on OnlineMarketerBlog.   I responded in detail on CloudAve.

Image credit: CrunchGear.

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It’s Raining on Twitter

It’s raining outside.  This is probably not newsworthy – unless yo know I live in Northern California, where it NEVER rains in August.  Here’s a quick Twitter reaction:

  • genecowan: Bwah? It’s RAINING? In San Jose? In AUGUST? Wow.

    less than a minute ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    paglo: People – it’s raining in Nor Cal in August – it’s raining!

    1 minute ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    zolierdos: Wow, it’s raining in the East Bay (N. CA)

    2 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    zamikazi: its raining, i dont get why it always rains at night here in phoenix.

    2 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    soul4real: WhooHoo! It’s raining in #Phx! Keep it coming.

    3 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    mollycyr: is it… Raining??

    5 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    freshelectrons: listening to the sound of rain. after the rainbow. it’s raining. in august.

    5 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    Ms_Kayakor: Raining!!! Love the weather cold, dark, and wet.

    5 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    omnivector: Raining in California in the summer? This weather frightens and conufuses me!

    7 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    kahne4cup: It’s raining in San Jose.

    8 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    ndtp: total disbelief that it is raining for the first time in 6 months just when my kids go to camp.

    8 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    mcjames: wow-can’t beleve it’s raining

    10 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    will_k: Geez. It’s raining!

    10 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    reiko516: Raining in August. California has the weirdest weather.

    11 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    jgrafton: it’s raining. WTF?

    15 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    Gitonyerhorse: It’s raining in Cupertino.

    19 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    evq: @chuckreynolds That reminds me of Mean Girls. The blonde one grabs her boobs and says “there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining

    19 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    zmorton: It is raining? What the heck?

    21 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    benso87: Well, I guess I’ll go to bed now, and hope it’s raining when I wake up in the morning so I don’t have to work.

    21 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    akisan: Wow – it’s raining!

    22 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    jonk: @wintersweet hooray! *barely* raining in our neck of the woods, but i hope it strengthens so the big bird poopie on car will be washed away

    24 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet · Thread Show ConversationHide Conversation

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    makinyoumelt: WTF?? Its raining right now?!? Waitin at friends pad. Bout to go to walmart and target….

    25 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    roudi: it;s raining men! http://tinyurl.com/6nkgn2 (expand)

    28 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    Selfjourney: Raining downtown.

    29 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    aimeedars: It’s raining; it’s pouring. The old man is snoring.

    30 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    JustaSunGod: Its finally Raining!

    30 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    chuckreynolds: My knees were right, it’s now raining. They always know lol.

    32 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    wintersweet: HOLY CRAP IT’S RAINING WTF END OF THE WORLD!

    33 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    arewhyen: it’s raining big fat raindrops. I am standing under bus shelter still getting wet

    37 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    kdubjackson: http://twitpic.com/6pbh – Crazy rainbow off the 101… its not even raining! Beautiful evening…

    42 minutes ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    Armano: @peterkim I confess. It was raining men. 😉

    about 1 hour ago · Reply · View Tweet · Thread Show ConversationHide Conversation

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    McDougal: Laying in bed, wishing it was still raining.

    about 1 hour ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    bevbarnett: Its raining in the pool

    about 1 hour ago · Reply · View Tweet

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    Ealasaid: It’s raining. In August. In San Jose. WTF?

    about 1 hour ago · Reply · View Tweet